Feb 9, 2008

Club News, Promotion !!!!!, Stage Time, Poker Party, Deep Fried Bananas

Hi ALL ! ! !

Another yucky weather day. Its been drizzlin off an on all mornin. I guess they getting snow up in lancaster. Suppose to get really windy later tonite but so far nothin. Libby gots an escort gig tonite down in baltimore. It’s an adult theme party and the theme is sex slaves. Her date is playin the slave and she is goin full out dominatrix. This is one of her new regulars she has been seein for a few months. She said you would never guess by lookin at him how he is into really kinky stuff. Best thing is she said he is an over-tipper. Meanin he always gives her awesome tips.

This week went sooooo fast. Gerald, the club owner, was in major horny mood this week, even more then usual...lol. He even shocked theresa, the new dancer that don’t even start til Monday. Shanele brought her in for a little bit on Thursday. She just got into town on Wednesday. Im sittin on a members lap at table right next to where gerald was sittin. When I saw theresa I jumped up and ran over to her and we hugged. (Theresa is the stripper from vegas that we interviewed when we ended up hirin stacy and janice, gerald wanted theresa instead of janice but he got out voted.) Gerald stands up and when we was done huggin he comes up and gives her a kiss on the cheek and a hug. When he backs away he reaches out with both hands and grabs her boobs and says....just how I remember them...lol. Let's see, shanele smacked him then sarah smacked him, then I slapped his shoulder...lol. Laura, his wife, just sat there shakin her head.

Usually like two or three times a week gerald and I have a quickie in his office before the club opens. Monday mornin was normal but Tuesday when we were done he tells me to keep my clothes off and wait for him. He leaves his office and comes back a couple mins later with rich, freddy and ben the bouncers. He says he was in the mood to watch. Rich picks me up and carries me to the Sunrise Room. Gerald plants himself on the couch while the other three started strippin. Gerald played the director the whole time. He had me suck them off for a while then got us into a DP spit roast position. I think he started annoyin the guys big time cuz he kept makin them switch positions every few mins...lol. We did one of my fav positions, DP pile driver. It was harder for freddy to do it cuz his lower back was hurtin a bit from playin racquetball. I never played that and we were talkin bout it after and he invited me to his gym to play him next week. The last position we did was gerald stripped down and I sat on his lap facin out. Once I had him worked up a bit he slid as far into me as he could and each of the other guys took turns fuckin me as hard as they could. Rich has a pretty thick cock so when he slid in me with geralds cock already in me it was def a tight fit...lol. Gerald had each of them shoot their loads on my boobs. When he shot his load they all sat there for a good 10 mins just watchin me spread it all over me.

We left the room and I went to the showers. I had just gone under the water when freddy comes into shower naked and with a major hard on. He asked for one more "real quickie"...lol. We did it against the shower wall and he only lasted like 10 mins so it was pretty quick...lol.

Like I said in my last post, Jackie, who use to be a day shift server (aka barmaid) is now officially a day shift dancer as of 2 Mondays ago. Well this Monday a little before the club opened a bunch of us were in the break room and he comes in with this big poster him and terry (the guy who is in charge of the computers and electronics) had made. It said on top...How to Hire a Beautiful Dancer. Below that it had a bunch of lines connected to blob thingys. It was an absolute mess but it was sooooo funny. What it was doin was tryin to explain all the position changes cuz of jackie becomin a dancer. Try to follow this...

Jackie moved from Day Shift Server to Day Shift Dancer.

To fill in temporary last week for Jackie, Sylvie moved from Night Shift Waitress to Day Shift Server.

To fill in temporary last week for Slyvie, Gwen moved from Day Shift Waitress to Night Shift Waitress.

To fill in temporary last week for Gwen, Tina moved from Night Time Dancer to Day Shift Waitress.

To fill in for Tina, Becky came in for a couple days to work as Night Time Dancer. (Usually she just works a couple days a week on day shift)

This Monday........

Roberta moved permanently from Day Time Waitress to Day Time Server.

Stephanie moved permanently from Night Time Server to Day Time Waitress.

Gwen moved from Day Shift Waitress to Night Time Server.

And the new girl, Pam, started workin as a Day Time Waitress.



Now you can imagine how funny the poster looked...lol.

Jackie is doin really good. Amy had her doin table dances on her own this week and what I saw she did really good. She got worked over really good at the mini bar on Monday. She was screamin sooooooo loud when one of the guys put a bunch of ice cream in her pussy. I got to throw a few spirnkles on her is all cuz she had such a huge crowd. She wrestled Monday with stacy. I got to see like 10 mins of their last match against couple members. She is way stronger then she looks. She had locked herself in a 69 position with one of the guys and the other one was tryin to pull her off but he couldn’t get her arms undone. He kept fallin everytime he tried to pull on her. They was wrestlin in baby oil so that didn’t help. I was talkin to her Friday mornin and she told me she already been with gerald 5 times since she started two Mondays ago. We were all talkin before jackie started and we all knew he would want to fuck her as soon as possible cuz he always had hots for her but he leaves the servers and waitresses alone.

The absolute coolest news of the week is that sarah called me into her office Monday afternoon and said now that stacy and janice are here and jackie started and theresa starts this Monday, me amy and shanele can start getting lot more stage time startin next week. And what is even more awesome, she made me the official scheduler for dance sessions for day shift. She made JP take over schedulin for night shift startin Jan 1st and said she was just waitin for the more day time dancers before promotin me. Besides the dance sessions I also got to schedule the sex shows that happen on stage.

I met with amy and shanele first thing Tuesday and they were both major excited bout finally getting some stage time again. We aint got much stage time since like last september cuz it been so crazy busy. Amy has been keepin fresh on couple of her old routines from last year but shanele hasn’t so she been workin on one like crazy this week. Couple times we even used the doddle page on yahoo messenger so she could ask me bout a few movements. Her and amy both got their first session on Monday. My first one is on Tuesday and I am soooooo psyched. We made up a schedule for the next two weeks, cept this Thursday cuz of valentines day. Its all sex shows that day.

Thursday should be fun cuz me amy and shanele get to play cupid again this year. Last year was a riot. Our outfits are pink heels and pink cloth diapers. We each have little tiny bows with tiny little suction cup arrows. We get a bunch of free drink n sex passes and last year we made the members do funny things to get them. Most fun was makin them drop their pants and shootin their butts with the arrows.

Libby and I are doin somethin on Friday for valentines day but I cant say what cuz she reads this blog. Ill tell you what we did next week.

Last nite (Friday) I did a freebie for gerry our neighbor. He had a poker party with bunch of his co-workers. This is the 3rd one I have done solo. Lib and I have done 2 of them together. Was 8 guys there, includin gerry. (In case u new to my blog, when I say gerald I am meanin the club owner where I work, when I mention gerry I am meanin our next door neighbor.)

Gerry asked that I dress in layers cuz he said he was doin somethin different this time. Then yesterday like 30 mins before I came over there he calls me and asks me to wear shorts and one of my new hoodies and my pink n black bra and panties he likes. Soooooo I had to run upstairs and change. While im changing he calls again and I was thinkin don’t u dareeee ask me to change into somethin else...lol. He wanted me to bring the crystal cocktail shaker I got for xmas.

I got over there and he had me keep my long jacket on til I got downstairs. Two of the guys there it was there first time at one of his poker partys and he didn’t tell them I was gonna be there. He comes up behind me and undoes my jacket and slips it off and the guys did their whistles and calls. It was gerry, roger, kevin, john, robert, bob, darrell, and another john. Darrell and one of the johns were the two new guys. They both said they thought at first I was a stripper gerry hired...lol.

I wore my pink n yellow half shirt hoodie with my pink and black shorts. I wore my hoodie that has the Man Zipper. Lib came up with that name cuz everytime the little thingy sticks up it wants to go down...lol. Meanin everytime u lift the zipper tag up the zipper will slowly go down til it gets to the very bottom. It’s the only zipper shirt I got that does it and it never opens all the way. Always stops right at the very bottom. More bout that in a second.

Gerry had tonnnnns of food there. Prolly the healthiest thing there cept for the veggie plate he had for me was the deep fried bananas he made. He brought some over Thursday for me to try.....omg they are sooooo good. He made the coatin with dried fruit instead of breadin. They deep fried so still fattenin but soooo good. He had some veggie dip for me and I tried them in there. Also tried them in guacamole dip but wasn’t so good.

So we all nibbled for a bit then all the guys took their seats at two tables and I got everybody drinks who needed them. Gerry went upstairs and came down with 3 big bowls. He did it different this time. We started with one little bowl just 6 pieces of paper in them. Whover won their pot with 3 of a kind or better got to pick from the first bowl. He wouldn’t tell any of us what the papers said. Turns out 4 of them had...Remove 1 piece of clothing from Lizzy, one had 2 minute kiss with lizzy and last one had...Grope Lizzy for 2 minutes. It took like 15 mins or so for anyone to win their pot with 3 of a kind or better. First guy had a full house. They were playin texas hold em by the way. That’s all they ever play at their poker partys. I picked the paper that said the 2 minute kiss. Kevin won that one. The guys were funny cuz as soon as I started kissin him a bunch of them yelled....Times Up!!!!. I musta did good cuz when we were done he was all flustered face...lol. I forget who won the second time but I picked one of the remove 1 piece of clothin. That’s when I showed them my Man Zipper. They were soooo funny they got such a kick out of it. I prolly ended up doin it like 10 times for them. They were all bummed that my hoodie wouldn’t open all the way even though I had to take it off anyways...lol.

Everyone but the two new guys had seen me naked lots of times so couple of them told me to let darrell and john have a closer look. I went up to john first and he was little shy bout it. (He said somethin soooooo funny later in the nite) Darrell on the other hand was sooooooo not shy. I walk up to him and he has his eyes locked on my cleavage and he goes....can I touch them. Everyone started laffin. He blushed a little but asked again if he could. He was bout to reach up with the hand he was just holdin his drink with til I stopped him and told him other hand. I had to finally back away cuz I think he woulda sat there rubbin my boobs all nite...lol.

The next win happened pretty quick after that and I picked another remove clothin paper. The guys were tellin me to remove my bra but I removed my shorts instead. When they saw my thong I don’t think they too disappointed. It was funny after that cuz every guy reached out and grabbed my ass or put his arm around my back when I stood next to them watchin them play and the next piece of paper I pulled out was the gropin me for 2 mins...lol. Roger won that one. He had me sit on his lap and first thing he did was put his hand under my bra and lifted it up. It was kinda cheatin but everytime I tried to pull it down he pushed it back up. Roger is def not what u would call shy. He had one hand on my boobs, one between my legs and kept bitin my neck and shoulder. And he went wayyyyyy past the 2 min limit...lol. I was still on his lap when next guy won with 3 of a kind. As I walkin to bowl gerry tells us that rest of them are to remove a piece of clothin. I had gerry unhook my bra and made a show of takin it off. All of them wanted a close up look at my nipple ring. Its one of the sets I got from lib for xmas. It’s a green crystal hoop with diamond at the bottom of it. I had to do two rounds cuz one of the guys pulled on it so everyone wanted a turn.

Before they would start the next hand I had to let everyone grab my boobs "for luck" as gerry put it. I don’t think I was very lucky cuz it took forever for the next win. The guys were sooo funny cuz they were getting frustrated no one was winnin with 3 of a kind or better. I was havin a good old time teasin them by comin up to them and stickin my boobs next to their faces and rubbin their hard ons. Robert won the next hand and they all told him he had to remove my thong with his teeth. Either he was doin it on purpose or he just didn’t know how cuz it took him forever to pull them off. They saw my matchin clit ring so everyone wanted a closer look. They took a break from poker and we went to couch and everyone took turns getting on their knees and getting VERY close looks at it...lol. Gerry demonstrated with his fingers to darrell and john how if the guys dick goes in at a down angle it will rub up against the ring. Again, everyone wanted to take a turn...lol. Most of the time they were just fingerin me and not doin it so they touched the ring. We did that for like 15-20 mins til gerry told them that whover has the most chips at 10:00 pm that table gets to fuck me durin the break. It was just after 9:30 pm when he said it. We didn’t do any paper slips til after the break. 10:00 pm came and the table of kevin, darrell, the non newbie john and robert won. Robert had the most chips so he got to fuck me first. The rest of the guys got drinks and food and sat around and watched. We did spit roast after I went down on the four of them to work them up. They were funny when darrell started fuckin me since it was his first time with me. They kept tellin him to go faster go faster. They didn’t use those exact words...lol. Was more like....pound that pussy and slam that cunt and other colorful things. I had them all shoot their loads in my mouth and when I got up and played with it in my mouth the guys pretty much lost it. Was so funny cuz right after I swallowed it darrell goes....god your beautiful. Everyone started laffin. He was adorable.

I went to put my clothes back on and got them ripped out of my hands but the guys put their clothes back on. Some of them just left their pants off with their boxers. We all did some shots then they started playin again. Gerry forgot to tell us bout the next bowl til I reminded him. Guys all cheered when he said this bowl had mostly all sex acts in them. Gerrys lucky I reminded him cuz he was the first one to win with 3 or better. I picked the paper that said a 2 min hand job. It was funny cuz gerry is the one always makin the guys stop after the 2 mins or whatever the time limit is but he had me strokin him for like 5 mins til I could stop...lol. I did a couple blow jobs after that and a 5 min chair fuck with bob. The one right after that was another chair fuck with the newbie john. I climbed up and right as I was slidin down his dick he goes....ive never been with a dark girl. Everyone, includin me, just froze for a second. One of the guys goes....WHATTTTTT. Johm blushed sooooo red and stutters....i mean someone so tanned....and he points to my stomach...lol. Everyone was laffin and I could feel johns hard on deflatin big time so I started ridin him really fast. Don’t know if he just liked my boobs or was hidin from the guys but he pressed his face into my chest and kept it there pretty much the whole time. Like bob before him we ended up fuckin til he cummed.

We took another break round 12:30 am and gerry was gonna have highest chips that table gets to fuck me but I said I wanted to do everyone and he got voted down quick lol. I got on my knees and they all got around me in a circle. Let me tell you, it aint easy suckin 8 dicks and tryin to keep them all hard and the guys not complain im ignorin them. Plus they were getting me very drunk cuz they kept havin me take sips of their drinks everytime I would move to a new guy. Gerry was the first one to grab me and bend me over. It was awesome after that cuz all of them kept grabbin me and was getting pretty rough. I had a few guys in front of me and they all kept tryin to push their dicks in my mouth or rub them on my face. Few of them under me suckin and grabbin my boobs and fingerin me while gerry was goin anal on me pretty hard.

By time gerry shot his load in my mouth I was big time turned on. I told gerry I wanted to do firemans position for a couple of the guys. Him and kevin picked me up and gerry had to explain to darrell and the newbie john what it was. Ended up 4 of them fucked me in that position includin darrell and john. Kevin and gerry did awesome job swining me back and forth really hard. The last guy I did in that position they lowered me down and one guy was fuckin my pussy while other guy was fuckin my mouth. The other guys were tellin them to hold onto kev and gerry and push in me as hard as they could. The guy fuckin my mouth, which I cant remember who it was...lol, kept shovin his dick all the way in my mouth and keepin it in there for long time. The one time I thought he was never gonna take it out but he had to move so the other guy could shoot his load in my mouth.

We took a few min break after that and gerry made me my malibu with pineapple. That’s my fav. One of the guys pulled me over to the couch and told me to bend over. I barely got all the way down before he slid his dick in me, grabbed my hips and started fuckin me very hard. One of the guys slid in front of me on the couch and pulled my head down and I sucked him off. Had to be in that position for at least 45 mins or so. Everytime one guy would shoot his load another would take his place. I asked one time if they were gonna play any more poker and I got lot of....hell no's... fuck no's and no way.

We took another break and ate and drank a bit and did some pussy shots then had one more fuckin session that lasted bout an hour and half or so. Did piledriver position and vertical 69 couple times and even got bunch of chips poured on me when I was layin on table...lol.

I got out of there little after 3 am and got a container full of the fried bananas. Jimmy and lib tried them today and they both loved them but they not as good after nukin them as when first made.

Lib is leavin in bout 30 mins for her gig and bro chris and dave are all psyched up bout some tourney on xbox live tonite.

Im gonna end it here cuz I wanna play some online pool.

Bye Bye !!!

Feb 3, 2008

Jackie, Butthead Bro, Private Luncheon, Slip n Slide, Hirin Dancers, Lickable Libby

Hi ALL ! ! !

Saturday mornin and there is a bunch of snow on the ground out there...booooo. Lib, me, jimmy, brandy and our neighbor gerry just got back from bob evans for breakfast. Brandy slept over last nite cuz her and lib worked a party last nite and brandy didn’t want to drive all the way home. She lives way north of harrisburg and party was only like 15 mins from here. Lib called last nite bout 10 pm sayin brandy comin with her and I didn’t tell jimmy bout it cuz he was layin in recliner in just his boxers. He was like...eeeeek, when she walked in...lol.

This week was really good. Like I mentioned in last post or one before, Jackie, the server on day shift was hired for one of the open day shift dancers. She started on Monday and amy is her mentor. I get in Monday mornin and her and amy are on the pc in the break room goin over the system. She already knows most of the system but just had to learn the dancers screens that we use. I walked over to them and jackie was sooooo nervous her hands were shakin. To calm her down me her amy janice and shanele went to the bar and each took 2 shots of tequila. It was only like 10:00 am and were there downin shots...lol.

Jackie did really good though. I think she set a record for fastest sex session for a new dancer. Usually new dancers don’t get into sessions for a few days after startin. Jackie and amy were doin a 5 man table dance like 15 mins after club opened on Monday. Amy had jackie do all the guys and what I could see she did really good.

On Tuesday her and I were both talkin to gerald at his table. He started askin when does he get to try her out. Laura, his wife, and sarah start teasin him and sayin not for long long time. So gerald starts poutin and refues to talk to us. Laura finally got up and unzipped his pants and pulled his dick out. She asked me and jackie to go down on him and he tried to cover his dick. Sarah and laura grabbed his arms out of the way so we could suck his dick. We sucked him for a few mins then jackie stands up, strips down and climbs up on him. She really surprised him, surprised all of us really. Laura told her to keep grindin him and he kept tellin her to shut up...lol. That’s one of geralds weaknesses, u grind him and he cums realllllly fast. I got called away on a session so I didn’t get to see how fast he came or not.

I did doggy derby Tuesday and won big time. Beat janice by like 15 mins. Gerald was there so ofcourse he had us work the crowd afterwards. He did other stuff but I cant say it here cuz lib thinks talkin bout doggy derby mite be why my yahoo 360 was deleted.

Here is another example of my bro bein a butthead....

Im in my bedroom monday mornin getting changed. The nite before me and lib had one of our romantic nites so we had the silk sheets on the bed. Jimmy comes runnin into room and jumps on our bed. With the silk sheets its really slippery. He bounces once and slides off other side right into the nite table. He knocked over the lamp, vase and clock radio, bounced his head into the wall and fell onto floor on other side. Amazinly nothin got broken and he didn’t hurt himself too much. Lib came runnin up cuz she heard the bang. I was laffin my ass off so bad I couldn’t even tell her what happened for like 5 mins. Jimmy was soooooo imberassed he was like 5 shades of red.

Oh yeah, nother thing bout Monday. At work I am no longer a blonde...lol. In the main lobby there are pics of all the dancers. They got them grouped into blondes, brunettes, red heads, ravens and exotics. Ive always been in the blonde section. Well Monday one of the members comes up to me and goes....hi miss exotic. Im like...huh??? He says my pic was moved in the lobby. Me and shanele go check it out and sure enuff, they moved me from blonde section to exotic section. As you can see from my pics, im dirty blonde. The rest in the blonde section are all mostly strawberry and platinum blondes. So now its me, lynn, brandy and tabby in the exotic section. It don’t really mean nothin, its just pics, but it kinda cool bein in the exotic section.

I worked a private luncheon on Thursday. First one I did in a couple months. Was pretty much just an eye candy session. I slopped around in one of the baby pools with baby oil in it while the guys ate their lunch and talked bout work. After they done eatin they stood around with their drinks and I wiped down and laid on table and everyone took turns feelin me up or rubbin more baby oil on me. After most of them left four of them stayed behind. They stripped down and got around me and I was takin turns suckin them off. One of the guys grabbed the squeezy bottle of baby oil I was usin durin lunch. He squeezed some on his dick and had me suck it. If you are thinkin, that prolly don’t taste too good.....your right...lol. All four of them ended up squirtin some oil on their dicks. When we had been fuckin for a while two of the guys held me up by my legs and one of the guys squirted tons of oil in my pussy and then slammed his dick into me really hard and the oil went everywhere. Each of them took turns doin that....men are so easily amused...lol. We were all covered in oil when we were done. I got good tip for the luncheon and very good tip for the gang bang.

I got to play on the slip n slide at work this week too. That’s always really fun. Theres always huge crowds round that when they bring it out. I got tossed down it few times. Least this time they remembered to take off my nipple ring first. Last time I did it they stripped me down but was so loud they didn’t hear me tellin them to take my piercin out first. Felt like my nipple was bein torn off cuz they threw me down it on my stomach.

Hirin is goin pretty good at work. I saw a couple of the guys chris was interviewin for the bouncer positions. Also saw one of the servers jeff was interviewin. She was all bug eyed when he took her through the club...lol. Tim has interviewed a few for the bartender positions but I aint seen them yet. I have 5 apps for the last dancer position open on day shift.

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It's Sunday mornin now. I stopped writin yesterday cuz lib and I ran to the store and never got back to it. Me lib and jimmy went to olive garden yesterday for dinner. I had their vegetable medley soup and pasta with mushroom and tomatoes. It was sooooooo good.

Well, like I was talkin bout yesterday Sarah gave me 5 apps for the last day shift dancer position. One of the girl is from maryland and says she is 6 feet tall exactly...yikes. Two of them work at Scores in NYC. One lives up in ontario, canada. No idea how sarah got that app...lol. The last one is from cleveland, ohio.

Sarah and me are gonna meet this week and talk bout all of them and decide who we should bring in.

Theresa, the girl from vegas that sarah hired will be comin here this week. Gerald is payin for her to move here. She is drivin here all the way from vegas. I would go nuts drivin that far. She is stayin at the residence inn that is only a few mins from the club til she finds her own place. Im really excited bout her cuz she was super nice when we interviewed her last time. Gerald loved her to death but we liked stacy and janice a bit more. Shanele is major excited too cuz she is her mentor and this is her first time. Her and I are getting together this week to talk bout all that’s involved in mentorin. I have mentored 3 now, Lynn, stacy and janice.

Now im sad again, lib just took off for her parents house. She worked and escort gig last nite and made me promise to stay up til she got home. She even laid out pj's for me to wear. My pink and green cami and shorts. She says im super hot in them...lol. She got home little before 1 am last nite. Her and her date went to a fundraiser auction for a hospital. She said it was kinda borin cuz all you did was write down your bid and slipped them in little boxes for each thing.

We were up pretty late cuz she was very horny when she got home. We talked for like 10 mins then went straight to shower. We def used and abused the soap and exfoliatin wand...lol. Soon as we got into bed lib was between my legs. She worked me with her fingers and mouth for a bit then got the jack rabbit bullet out and drove me crazy. After that we both worked each other with our glass snake dildos. I got her to orgasm first...wooohoo...lol. She orgasmed again when we were 69'in and it went all over my face. It got me so crazy I orgasmed like 3 mins later. We both licked each other up and started kissin. Afterwards we took another shower cuz we both were a mess. If any of u think lesbian sex is nice and clean...u have no idea...lol.

Don’t have much to do today. Lib is gonna watch super bowl at her parents house and jimmy is goin to daves house to watch it. So that leaves me all alone today. I soooooo hate weekends.



Bye Bye !!!