Mar 22, 2008

Busy Busy Week, St Pattys Day, New Routines, A Day in The Life, Spring Break Party

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Mar 16, 2008

Drunken Bouncer Gang Bang

Hi ALL ! ! !

It's 3:30 am Sunday mornin. No I havent just woke up to go work out. No I don’t got insomnia. What I do got is 3 very large, very naked men passed out in my livin room and family room.

I was playin yahoo pool last nite when Rich, one of the day shift bouncers calls me up and he is all happy and silly. I could tell in like 5 secs he was wayyyy drunk. Then I start hearin other peeps yellin in the background. Turns out it was him, Freddy and Donny. Donny is the newest day shift bouncer they hired 2 weeks ago. Freddy is day shift too. They had spent most of the day at a bday party for one of rich's friends down in maryland. After like 5 mins of talkin rich said they all were really too drunk to be drivin and would it be okay if they came over til they were more sober. Since bro was sleepin over garys and lib was at what was suppose to be an all niter escort gig and I really don’t like bein alone I said sure. Then he asks how does he get through the gate. He had pulled up to the gate of our complex and that’s where he called me from...lol. I told him to call me from the security box so I could buzz him in. Took a while for them to figure out that the box would call my regular phone and then I press the number 0 and it would open the gate. They were sooooo funny.

I open the front door and watch them drive around the pond and watch them go right by my house without stoppin. They slam on their brakes when they in front of gerry, my neighbors, driveway. They back up and pull in my driveway and im like prayinnnnn they don’t slam into my suv...lol. They all pretty much fall out of the car when they got out. Freddy runs/stumbles over to me and picks me up in a huge bear hug. When he puts me down rich picks me up, gives me a big hug and carries me into the house all the way to the kitchen. Donny hands me a plate covered in tin foil. They had 3 giant pieces of vanilla cake with chocolate strawberry icin. I sooooooo couldn’t resist. While im eatin some cake, the three of them went downstairs and raided our bar. I walk down there and rich just finishin makin a pitcher of screwdrivers. They wanted ice so freddy picked me up and carried me upstairs over his shoulder. He put me down in the kitchen. I filled one of our buckets with ice and he took it and put it on the counter, picked me up again over his shoulder and turned so I could pick up the bucket...lol. For a second I was gonna put some ice down the back of his pants but then I figured he would prolly drop me down the steps so I changed my mind...lol.

I was wearin shorts and one of my Jasmine Bratz nite-shirts lib got me for xmas. It’s the one with her standin in seductive pose while a guy is drivin behind her on the street and pretty much hangin out his window starin at her. Donny's lookin at it and goes...you know, she kinda looks like you. Everyone laffed cuz they know that is exactly what libby always says and that’s why she buys me Jasmine stuff.

We played some darts and fooseball and they kept drinkin and drinkin. I knew there was no chance they would be leavin anytime soon. Put it this way, we are lucky we got a big piece of corkboard behin the dart board box or our walls would have a bunch of little tiny holes in it this mornin...lol.

We mostly talked bout work and the members and the new construction. Found out that Donny is originaly from northern california and when he was little him and his brother and dad would go out lookin for gold in rivers. He said they would usually find some everytime but real tiny pieces. We sittin around talkin and whole time donny is starin at my legs. I stand up to go to bar and rich and freddy start laffin. I asked them whats funny. Freddy said when I got up donny grabbed his crotch and had a look of pain on his face while tryin to adjust himself. Donny got sooooooo red from blushin it was soooooo cute. Rich got up and said the problem was he couldn’t stop starin at my legs so they needed somethin else to stare at. He comes up behind me and starts pullin my shirt up over my head. By time it was off freddy was right in front of me and he undoes my shorts and pulls them off too. I havent had sex or anythin with donny yet so rich and freddy tell him to come over and "sample the goods". He was little shy bout it at first but started rubbin my boobs and stomach.

Rich scared me to death cuz all of a sudden he scoops me up and yells...BODY SHOTS. He lays me down on the bar, freddy had to go upstairs and get a couple of lemons cuz we didn’t have any limes. He comes down with 2 lemons and a bag of corned beef, bag of swiss, loaf of rye bread and jar of mustard. I was like....geeez just help yourself. Im layin there completely naked on the bar and they start spreadin all the food on top of me and start makin sandwhiches...lol. Rich smeared some mustard on my nipple and licked it off so freddy did the same. Then rich squirts some right between my legs and him and freddy were getting on donny to lick it off me. He spent like 5 mins down there lickin me...lol. They stood around eatin their sandwhiches and gropin me. After a while they did the body shots. They kept tryin to make me drink the tequila but I figured one of us had to stay sober...lol.

After we done doin shots freddy picks me up and carries me to couch. Rich is standin there undoin his pants, then freddy does the same. Donny is lookin at them like....ummmm what are we doin...lol. Rich pulled my head into him and I started suckin his dick while freddy is tellin donny to whip out his dick cuz its time to fuck. They all stood in front of me while I sucked their dicks. Bit of advice to all my women readers...be veryyyyyyy careful when u are suckin a guys dick and hes standin and hes veryyyyyyyyyy drunk. They tend to sway a lot...lol. And they also tend to argue that you spendin too much time on the other guys...lol. Freddy wanted me to show donny how I can deep throat. Donny said he saw me do it a few times at work and he was like...holy shitttttt. I deep throated donny for a while then rich wanted the same. Rich gets kinda rough durin sex when hes really drunk. Not violent or anythin, just gets into it way more is all. He kept holdin me against him til I was gaggin from not bein able to breathe. Then freddy and donny did the same thing.

Without warnin rich pulls me up and he sits down on edge of couch at an angle and pulls me on top of him and pretty roughly pushed his cock inside me. He tells freddy to fuck my ass hard and tells donny to come around side of couch. So rich has his hands on my hips and slammin me down on him as hard as he could while freddy was ridin my ass pretty hard and donny was grabbin my face and mouth fuckin me. Its like all 3 of them got crazy all at the same time...lol. Nother thing bout bein super drunk is it makes most men take forever to cum. We prolly fucked for a good 45 mins or so before anyone shot their load. Every like 10 mins we would change positions. They were sooo funny cuz they kept tryin to figure out what position would let all 3 of them stick a dick in me at same time. The funniest one was when rich and donny DP'ed me in piledriver position and freddy was layin over my face doin like pushups while I was suckin his dick. Rich kinda had to stand in a weird position so he was grabbin onto the back of my knees really hard.

We also did firemans position and that was first time ever for donny. He said he saw lot of peeps at club doin that this week and said it looked fun. All three of the guys are little bit over 6 feet tall so I was higher up then usual cuz they didn’t have to lower me much at all. Each one tried to fuck me harder then the last one. I thought for sure they gonna drop me cuz few times one of them would stumble a little cuz the guy fuckin me was pushin me sooooo hard. I had my nails dug into their shoulders soooo hard...lol.

Freddy was first to shoot his load while we doin spit roast. Donny was second and rich grabbed me and tossed me on couch. He pushed my legs up to my sides and was slammin into me sooooo hard was just this side of bein painful. Freddy and donny started rootin him on to go harder and harder. He went like 10 mins barely ever slowin down. I orgasmed sooooo loud that I think I scared donny...lol. Rich finally shot his load couple mins after and was first time in long time he came inside my pussy instead of my mouth.

We all laid there for a while. They, cuz they were wiped out and drunk. Me cuz my legs were not workin at all...lol. When I finally did get up I gave richs dick a quick little tug. He was soooo funny. He quickly curled up in a ball and said...nooooo touchie...lol. I finally got them all on their feet and they followed me to my bathroom and we got cleaned up. We laid on my bed for a while and rich showed donny mine and libs toy drawer. We spent a while up there while they kept tryin out all my toys on me.

After a while they were worked up again. Rich pulled me into middle of bed and he spread my legs open and started goin down on me. I had freddy and donny lay on their sides next to me and I sucked and stroked their dicks. Rich grabbed our purple flexi-dong. Its really cool, u can twist it down to 5 inches or untwist it and it goes to 11 inches. He twisted it til it was the 5 inches, which also makes it really thick. He flips me over and lifts my ass up and spits on me a few times and pushed the dong all the way in my ass. He holds it in there while he slides his cock into my pussy. Freddy reached around and took over the dong and kept pushin it into me as hard as he could. Then he pulled it out and made it go to full length. He had rich move back for a sec and freddy pushed the dong back into my ass. While he was shovin it in and out of me pretty hard rich was fuckin me and donny was kneelin in front of me fuckin my mouth. Donny and freddy switched off a few times. Donny def lost his shyness cuz it felt like he was tryin to push the dong all the way in me.

While rich and donny were spit roastin freddy climbed off bed and went to toy drawer. He pulls out our franklins triangle and said he wanted to do it. (If you new to my blog, Franklins Triangle is a electric shock toy, its got 2 clips that u attach to your nipples. Those are connected by wires to a half moon pad that goes in the womans pussy with a hood that covers the clit. The pad and hood has strips of metal on it. All that is attached to another wire which is attached to the control box. Its got tons of settins for how powerful the electricity is and how it shocks u, like really fast or slow or random.) So like I said, freddy asked to do it. Rich said soon as he done cummin we can. Only took a couple mins til he shot his load.

Donny never seen a franklins triangle so we told him what it does. Rich talked him into attachin a clip to his nipple and he turned it on. He yelped and tore it off when they shocked him...lol.

We got some towels and cups of water and I laid on the towels on the floor. Pourin water over the clips and pad makes the electric shock soooo much more intense. Rich ran downstairs and got a couple bottles and we all took a couple shots before startin. Freddy started with the controls and did it pretty gentle for a few mins. They poured some water over me and then he started uppin the voltage. When I started squirmin like crazy donny was like....ooooommmmmggggg.

They let donny do it after freddy. He was drivin me crazy cuz he kept goin up high then low over and over so it was getting hard to catch my breath. I knew I was in trouble when rich took the controls cuz he just had that look on his face...lol. They poured all the water over my boobs and between my legs and rich told them to hold me down. Freddy had my wrists pinned to the floor and donny was holdin my ankles down. Rich put it right to full power and never moved it off. He kept runnin into bathroom and fillin the cups and pourin it on me. They left it on full power for a good 10 mins. I was soooo numb it took a bit for me to even realize that freddy had my legs up and was fuckin me. They still had the clips on my nipples and I really couldn’t even feel it anymore cuz of the tinglin. Freddy shot his load in my pussy so donny turned me over and fucked my ass. While hes doin that rich crawls under me and slips the pad back into my pussy. He turns it on and I fall flat on the floor...lol. Donny almost fell right on top of me. Freddy and rich kneeled next to me and held me up so donny could finish fuckin me. It took him forever to finally cum in me and whole time they had the electricity at full power. When they let me down I pretty much ripped the clips and pad off me. I was layin face down, tryin to catch my breath when I hear rich say.....your turn, then I hear a scream and that was first time I realized that libby was there. Turns out she was there for almost 10 mins they said watchin the show.

While I am crawlin to side of bed rich and freddy chased libby out of bedroom and dragged her back in a few seconds later. They tossed her on the bed and all 3 were pullin her clothes off her. They are sooooo lucky I was there cuz they dragged her off bed and onto the towels we were usin. They were holdin her down and attachin the clips and pad to her. They didn’t take her heels off her and I told them if they don’t they mite get stabbed in the throat really bad cuz lib freaks out big time with the triangle. They took my advice and took her heels off.

I got to watch and pour water on lib while they shocked her for a good 20 mins or so. She ended up peein all over herself and freddy. It just turned freddy on more...lol.

After they done with the triangle on libby her and I took a shower while the guys raided our fridge. Libby told them to make her a salad. After we done cleanin up we go down stairs and they had made her this gigantic salad that coulda fed like 5 peeps...lol. Rich was eatin a bowl of cheerios and instead of milk used beer....ewwwwww.

We sat and ate and talked for a bit. Lib told us bout her escort gig that nite. She got an awesome tip for it not bein an all niter, which it was suppose to be but guy changed his mind cuz he flyin out earlier then he thought he would be this mornin.

We imberassed donny soooo bad cuz lib asked me if he fucks good. He was turnin soooooo red as we sat there and discussed it...lol.

After we done eatin lib got up and grabbed donnys hand and said she wanted to see how good he was. Donny went all wide eyed but he got up and followed her.

Donny and lib 69'ed for awhile while me freddy and rich did some more spit roastin then DP'ed. Donny wanted to do firemans position with libby so rich and freddy picked her up. But I was faster then donny...lol. I got between her legs before he could and started eatin her out and finger her. They almost dropped her a couple times cuz she was squirmin so crazy. Donny got little impatient and actually moved me away from her...lol. While they all took turns fuckin her I was behind her kissin her and rubbin her boobs. It soooooo turns me on watchin a bunch of guys on libby at same time. Donny shot his load in her mouth then they let her down and rich pulled me onto couch and we fucked while freddy fucked lib right next to me. They started playin follow the leader. Freddy had to try to fuck libby at same speed as rich was fuckin me. Rich kept startin and stoppin and going fast then slow. Lib and I were bustin up laffin. Lib made a bet with them if they both cum within 30 secs of each other we would make them breakfast in the mornin. They werent even close...lol. Rich came in me first then it was like nother 5 mins before freddy came in lib. Lib got down on floor and scooped the cum out of me and her and I licked her fingers. I did the same to her when she was done. The guys loved watchin that.

We had one more pretty intense session that lasted til bout 3 am. Rich ended up cummin in my eyes. He said it was an accident but I knew better...lol.

Ive been playin online pool and writin this at same time. Rich and donny are in livin room on the couches still sleepin, freddy is in the family room on the couch and lib woke up bout 20 mins ago and is in the shower. Even though they lost the bet we still gonna make breakfast for them. Soon as lib gets down we gonna start. While I am typin this I can hear freddy snorin...its sooo cute...lol.

I was tempted little bit ago to start suckin richs dick cuz he has a pee hard-on but I figured he prolly better sleep for now. I am almost positive I heard freddy mention that him and rich got to help someone move into a new house today. Hope their hangovers aint tooo bad...lol.

When they leave and lib leaves for her parents house I gonna be all alone til whenever bro gets back. I sooooo hate Sundays.



Bye Bye !!!