Hi ALL ! ! !
Can you believe its almost the end of July??? The summer is just flyin by!!! This has been the busiest summer for me since I started workin at the club. I have been puttin in tons of hours there and also been doin lot of escortin since like the end of may.
Like last nite I worked a party and didn’t get home til just after 6:00 am this mornin and then I had to go put in 2 hours at a charity breakfast from 8:00 am to 10:00 am. I didn’t want to miss it cuz it was for UNICEF and I like that charity. That one and Big Brothers/Big Sisters and AHA (American Heart Assoc) are my fav.
Let's see, whats been goin on in my life? No idea where to start...lol. Libby, my gf/life partner is doin awesome. She's been workin like crazy too this summer. She had to go to work for a few hours this mornin cuz she is in the fall fashion show and bunch of them did their first fittin today. The show is in september but it always takes forever to get ready for it.
My bro, jimmy, is doin great too. He has a new gf. Her name is Stephanie and she is in his Astronomy club at school. She's very pretty and very smart too. She's kinda quiet but my bro insists she aint quiet when me or lib aint around. Lib don’t care for her too much but I think its just that she thinks no girl is good enuff for him. She's right ofcourse...lol. Anyways, my bro spendin the summer hangin with his friends and at the pool most of the time.
The club has been busy all summer. Thank god we hired the new girls cuz it would be mental without them. As I mentioned a few posts ago I got promoted a few months back to head dancer for day shift. JP is head dancer on nite shift. So now I got lot of extra work besides regular dancer duties. I have to do the stage schedule and contests and approve dance routines and deal with lot of admin stuff. I like doin it all but it takes time. I try to do most of it in the mornin before the club opens.
One of the things I really love doin is approvin the dance routines. I do it a little differently then sarah (our boss) use to do it. What I do is I have them show me the routine once they have it compiled in Exotica (that’s the dance routine program we use at the club, one of sarahs friend made it for us a few years ago and they keep updatin it with new stuff.) Once I have seen it I will either approve as is, make suggestions for changes, or deny it completely. I have never had to deny one yet and only made a few suggestions, mostly stage issues like if they seem to be too focused on one part of the stage or if I think they get too close to an edge.
After its approved then I have them show me the routine in the studio at the club after they have practiced for a week or two. Then I watch one last time when they are all done and ready for the stage. Everyone says they like the way I do it better cuz they don’t get any suprises after weeks of practice.
The only routine so far that I had any real problems with was one of Janices ½ routines. A half routine (some of the dancers call it a micro routine or a flash dance) is any routine under 6 mins. We just started doin those this year. Everyone seems to love them, specially the members cuz it means the dancers perform lot more. Well, I checked Janices routine on her laptop and it looked good. She had Kevin, one of the male dancers in it. At first she just had him and her argue a couple times durin the routine. They don’t actually say anythin, its just pretend. Well, she asked me to see the routine up in the studio cuz she had a few changes to it. Instead of them two just arguin she had him slap her really hard two times. Ofcourse he really didn’t hit her but they did it sooooo good it really looked like he did. I was like....holy shitttttt...the first time I saw it. I told her I had to check with sarah first cuz it was pretty intense. Sarah watched it with me a couple days later and she thought it was intense too. Neither of us really wanted to approve it but we talked a bit and agreed lot of the members would love it. I told Janice she could perform it one time and we will see how everyone reacts. She did it last Tuesday and everyone loved it. We didn’t get any complaints so I told her she can run it. She did it Thursday nite and JP told me everyone loved it too.
Lib has an awesome sex show goin on too now. Her and roberta paired up for it and I saw it couple weeks ago. Half the show they both wearin strap-ons and they take turns fuckin each other then let peeps come next to the stage and lick the dildos. Each show they will at random pull up a couple men or women and will fuck the women with the strap-ons or let the men fuck them. Ofcourse when I watched the show lib made me come up on stage and her and roberta took turns fuckin me. We did a spit roast and roberta kept shovin her dildo down my throat. It was like 7 or 8 inches long and she kept holdin it all the way in.
Megan and Stacey are also doin a couples sex show. They have containers of syrups and horse cum and they let peeps come up and do whatever they want to them. Most of the guys dip their dicks into the syrup and either have the girls suck them or they fuck them. Every show so far they always end up covered head to toe in the horse cum. I know maintenance must hate their shows cuz they leave the stage a mess even though they have a couple of plastic pools up there.
I've got two ½ routines and 3 full routines goin on now. I also do a ½ routine with amy a couple times a week. Mostly all I do in that one is slither around on the stage naked and oiled up.
We did our annual Mid-Summer contests a couple weeks ago. Those are the big contests where mostly its just us dancers doin it. There is always a few female members entered but they just cant compete against us pro's...lol.
Here is how I did this year.....
1st Place - Best Blowjob (That’s 4 years in a row I won it.)
1st Place - Longest Deep Throat ( I did 19 ½ inches this year, beat my record last year of 18 ½. For over 12 inches we use those long balloons you make animals out of.)
1st Place - Most Athletic Body (That was a new contest and I was so psyched to win it.)
1st Place - Most Seductive Lips (I was happy I won it but Libby and Megan should of beat me. Libby got 2nd place.)
1st Place Tie with Brandy - Nicest Tan (Shanele got 2nd place, she's black. Lynn got 3rd place, shes phillipino and brazilian....go figure.)
2nd Place - Most Beautiful Hair (Brandy got 1st place)
4th Place - Nicest Legs (Libby got 1st place..woohooooo. My legs are too short. I think most felt sorry for me and voted for me...lol.)
2nd Place - Most Flexible in Bed (Niki won that one hands down.)
2nd Place Tie with Katrina - Best Kisser (Brandy won 1st place. She always wins first place and she soooo deserves it. She is an amazin kisser.)
3rd Place - Best Tea-Bagger (To be honest I think I should of got 2nd place in that but Taylor got it instead. Heather won 1st place.)
3rd Place - Nicest Booty (This was so off. There is like six or seven that should of beat me easily. JP got 1st place.)
Those were the sex ones. The followin ones are the silly ones I placed in...
1st Place - Most Phobias (I was so not amused with this one. Only reason I won it cuz I freak out so badly if I see a spider even if it’s a fake one. They also put me down as fear of heights, flyin, boats, deep water, darkness, bein alone, creakin doors, mice and fried foods. Everyone laffed their asses off when he announced the fried food thingy. By the way...they are all true cept for the fried food, not scared of it, just don’t like it.)
1st Place - Most Likely to Get Lost in a Crowd (Cuz im so short, nuff said.)
2nd Place - Most Likely to Bite a Man's Dick Off (Again, cuz im so short they said I don’t have far to go to reach one. Niki won that one cuz she is the domination queen at the club.)
2nd Place - Most Likely to Give Gerald a Heart Attack (Gerald is the owner of the club. We have a mornin quickie pretty much every day I work so that’s why I got 2nd place. Sarah got 1st place cuz those two have been in lust with each other for like 12 years and they fight more then gerald and his wife laura does. Not serious fightin, all jokin.)
1st Place - Most Likely to Give Chris a Hernia (Chris is the chief of security. He is 6' 6" tall and is always pickin me up. I got 1st place cuz they said im so short and he has to bend down so far to get me.)
1st Place Three Way Tie - Most Likely to Kidnap Gerald and Take over the Club (Me, JP and Sarah won that cuz we are the three administrators.)
Here are the Team Contests I placed in....
Gold Medal - Fastest Multi Blow Jobs (In the final I got 5 men to shoot their load 31 mins 18 seconds. That’s doin one at a time, no fluffin.)
Gold Medal - Masturbation Team (Was me, libby and Brandy. Our final score was a 9.9 out of 10. Silver Medal got a 8.2 so we kicked butt.)
Gold Medal - Wet Body Team (Was me, libby, brandy and Vicki. That included a wet t-shirt contest, a body oil contest and a girl on girl sex contest in 6 inches of water. In the finals we got a perfect score of 10 in the wet t-shirt and girl on girl sex contests.)
Gold Medal - Bottoms Up Team (That was a submissive contest. Each team had to perform 5 sex acts with members at random and whichever team was most submissive (in other words...who could take the most pain and enjoy it...lol) and looked good doin it won. Was me, stacey and heather. Libby so did not want me to enter that contest cuz she don’t like seein me in pain unless shes the one doin it and she soooooo don’t like seein me have sex with heather...long story..lol)
Gold Medal - Monkeys In a Cage (Each team had 15 mins to fuck in the most positions. We were judged in the amount of positions we could do and how hard they were. Was me, Niki and Libby. We won cuz we were the only team that actually worked as a team and got ourselves in the wildest positions with our men.)
Silver Medal - Best Gang-Banger (I mite of won that but I got stuck with 7 all very tall men on my team and it looked so akward when I watched it on the screens after. JP won that one.
Silver Medal - Cum On Down (Was a relay race. We had to drink a mouthful of cum then go through a little obstacle course to the other girl, transfer the cum to her mouth then she run back through the course and pour the cum out of her mouth into a big beer mug. We had to go back and forth like that til the beer mug was filled. Me and Libby did that one. Brenda and Samantha won.)
Bronze Medal - Banana Split (Team of 4 girls and we each took turns on the splitter with a guy and whoever could make the guys shoot their loads the fastest won. We missed the silver medal in the final by 14 secs...grrrrrr. Was me, libby, brandy and vicki.)
I also won two gold medals in the Fetish Contests but I will keep those to myself. If you really want to know what they were just email or ym me.
Me and libby love the mid-summer contests but we both agree....we sooooo happy when its over...lol. By the way...each 1st place gets $1,000 and each gold medal gets to split $2,500 among the teammates. All together I won $19,250.
Let's see, what else is been happenin. Oh yeah, I have started lookin for a new car. My lease on my suv ends nov 1st this year and I may or may not end it early. I have a lexus gx 470 and I really really love it but with gas so crazy expensive and all the drivin I do for work I guess I should get somethin smaller. Libby has a BMW 550i and she thinks I should get a bmw too. We looked at a few and the 335i convertible looked really nice. I don't know, I get soooo sad just thinkin bout givin up my suv.
Speakin of car, we made my bros year. He turns 16 next march and he overheard me and lib talkin bout what kinda car we should get for him. He heard us both agree that no matter what car he gets its gonna be brand new and we gonna lease it cuz he will prolly want a new one when he starts college.
He showed me a pic of a real pretty red convertible. Then he showed me the price tag...$193,000. I said...i don’t think so. He was just jokin anyways.....i think...lol.
Monday, July 28th is Libbys BIRTHDAY !!!!!! Me and jimmy got her tons of stuff but she reads my blog so I cant say what we got. (To Libby....pfffffttttttt hehehe) She says she doesn’t want a party so we aint gonna do nothin for her at all...wink wink nod nod.)
Speakin of libby, and I soooo know I am gonna get killed for writin this but I cant resist. It was 2 Wednesdays ago and I was at work, actually I was drivin home when this happened. Libby was in a frisky mood so she figured she would meet me at the front door naked. We do that to each other a lot so its not like this was a one time deal. She hears a car door slam and hears footsteps comin to the front door so she swings open the door and yells I AM SOOOOO HORNY FOR YOU. You can prolly already guess it wasn’t me at the door...lol. Was the leasin manager and a husband and wife he was showin around the complex cuz they were thinkin of buyin. Libby said all three of them went all bug eyed and the hubby and wife were speechless. She said our leasin manager started laffin his ass off. He has seen both of us nude bunches of times cuz we lay out nude on the patio and hes always walkin around. Well, libby bein libby, she refused to slam the door on them. She stood there naked and explained to them she was expectin me. I got home bout 15 mins later and she was still in the kitchen naked and her and jimmy and his friends were laffin their asses off bout it. In case u wonderin, we aint heard if the couple she surprised bought a house or not.
Ive had a few wardrobe malfunctions this summer myself. Most of them werent really malfunctions. More like horny teenagers and men pullin off my clothes at the pool, volleyball court, our backyard and at the pond. Most of them were at the pool cuz you know, bikini, easy off and stuff. As long as there are no little kids around the guys know I wont get mad at them. My bro's friends got carried away a few times in the pool. A few times I got trapped in a corner of the pool and they took off my suit and one or more of them started fuckin me in the water. Durin the week right before dinner its usually just a bunch of older men and teenagers at the pool so no one has complained yet. The guys always make sure I am pretty much floatin in the water while we fuckin so everyone gets a good view. Troy, my bro's friend daves dad, bet these 2 guys from his work $50 each that he could strip a girl at the pool, drag her into the bathroom and fuck her and her not get mad. He told me bout it and I pretended I didn’t know him that well. (He's actually one of mine and libbys FIB's, Friends In Bed.) The bet got just a weeeee bit out of hand...lol. We had to wait over an hour til the little kids were gone until I got up and he came up behind me and pulled my bottoms off. He tossed them to one of his friends and while I tried to get it he pulled off my top. He picked me up and carried me to the mens bathroom. Besides his 2 friends, we were followed by 4 other guys and a couple of teenagers who I had no idea who they were, still don’t...lol. He put me on my knees and dropped his shorts and had me go down on him til he was hard. Then he plopped me on the table next to the sinks and we fucked. After he shot his load in my mouth he turns to the guys and says...whose next??? That was soooo not part of the deal..lol. I let one of his friends fuck me but then we had to stop cuz we heard more peeps comin to the pool. The guys were all bummed so I said if it okay with Troy we can go to his place and finish. So, I got dressed, we got our stuff and went over to his place and I gave a group blow job to all the guys then they took turns spit roastin me. Besides the 9 guys at troys place I also got gang banged by his son david and his friends chris and gary. My bro was down in balitmore with libby lookin at telescope stuff that nite so he missed out. And yes, he was pissed when he found out...lol.
One of the on purpose nudity at the pool was when me and lib got dared to go down the big slide nude. We have 3 pools, one is for reg swimmin, one is for lap swimmin and it has these water jets so you can like swin in place. The third pool is what the two giant slides go into. Actually we got 4 pools if you count the kiddy pool. The dare was we had to get naked before climbin up the steps. I think the guys took like a 100 pics of mine and libbys ass walkin up the steps...lol. The only thing I don’t like bout the slides is the stairs. They are this weird rough cement sand stuff. I know its so you don’t slip while climbin but they really hurt your feet walkin on them. It’s a pain to wear flip flops up them cuz then u got to carry them down the slide. Well, anyways, we did the dare and slid down the slide naked. The dare was to do it just once but lib wanted to keep doin it so we went down it for like 30 mins completely naked. My bro and chris joined us a few times. Chris went down naked once while I was between his legs. When he landed in the pool he hurt his balls so he didn’t do it again...lol.
The volleyball court nudity was at nite. Bunch of my bro's friends were sleepin over and all of them and me and libby and our friend michelle went to watch the guys play volleyball. Durin one of the rest breaks a few of the guys dragged michelle to the outdoor showers by the pools. They are there so you can wash yourself off before getting in the pool so u don’t drag dirt and sand in from the playground. They put her under the shower and got her soaked then carried her back to the volleyball court and rolled her in the sand. She was covered from head to toe in sand. They are sooooo lucky she has a good sense of humor (it don’t hurt she gets turned on big time when my bro's friends attack her...lol) They ended up strippin her then went for me and libby. We were both wearin shorts and bikini tops so getting wet wasn’t as big of a deal. It was pretty fun rollin around in the sand cept for one little annoyin thing bout sand and nudity (any women readin this def know what im talkin bout...lol)
I was nude at the pond three so far this summer. Actually four if you count the time I had sex with Vic the photographer from work. That was more like early spring so it don’t count. One time was with me and lib. We brought a quilt out there and layed down between the pines and played for a good hour. It was like the middle of the night so nobody could see us. Two other times was with my bro and friends and neither time was my choice. Both of the times I got carried there naked and we all had sex on one of the picnic tables. The other time was on a dare by my neighbor gerry. He had his boss and few guys from work over. We fucked for a couple hours at his place then gerry dared the guys to go to the pond and fuck me. I think he thought they would resist a little but all of them were like....ok...right away. That was a fun one cuz it was still really hot outside but it was drizzlin just a tiny little bit so it felt sooooo good.
I did a lot of nudity in the backyard area but we always doin that so its no big deal. That or on our patio. Speakin of patio, I swear the men around here have like boob radar or somethin. Lib or I can be layin out with our bikinis on for like an hour or so and no one comes by. The moment we got topless or completely naked we always get visitors. Lib says it happens to her everytime too. The first summer we lived here I was layin out nude and the water meter man came to read our meter which is in the patio. He acted all professional bout it but he kept peekin over. My bro and his friends were here too and they got a kick out of that.
Let's see what else is goin on. All the new day shift girls at work are doin great. That’s Janice, Stacey, Jackie , Megan and Theresa. I think I mentioned already that megan and stacey are an item now. They both live in the same apartment complex and truly seem to be in love.
Megans brother from canada has come down to visit a few times. He always brings a few friends and they come to the club. Whenever they come megan asks me to put an hour aside cuz her bro wants to have sex with me before he attacks the other dancers...lol.
I met Theresa's parents a few weeks ago. They live in phoenix. Theresa was soooooo nervous bout them comin to the club. They knew what she did for a livin but she was still scared. I didn’t get a chance to see them til bout an hour after they were there so the shock had worn off. They both were super sweet. I ended up givin her dad a lap dance the second day and it was theresa's mom's idea. She even asked if she could feel my skin cuz she said it looked so "soft and silky". Theresa said later that sooooooo freaked her out seein her mom touchin a naked woman...lol.
Theresa said her parents told her they thought I was the prettiest girl at the club. I think her dad lied cuz I saw the look on his face when JP came to the table to say hello. He was what we call a livin coma. Alive and breathin but no response...lol.
Gerald (club owner) and his wife laura are doin awesome. They are constantly back and forth to florida cuz they havin tons of stuff done on their house down there. Hes a riot when he comes back cuz all he does is bitch bout the contractors and workers and when he gets all excited his greek accent gets really heavy and he talks half greek and half english. Sarah drives him insane when he does that cuz she will go up to him and flap her fingers in her face and go....blah blah blah. See what I mean bout her givin him a heart attack...lol.
Gerald and I still have a mornin quickie in his office every day I work. Even if I am runnin late or got admin stuff to do I have to put aside 30 mins so we can suck and fuck...his words not mine. Most of the time its just me and him, but sometimes laura will join in or sarah. When sarah joins in it is sooooo hard to keep focusin on gerald cuz sarah is sooooooo fine.
We had a couple "incidents" at the club this summer. I wasn’t involved in any of them. One of the female members had a seizure in the pit when a bunch of guys were usin the electric prods on her. She is part of the torture group so she does that all the time. For some reason somethin went wrong. They took her to the hospital and she was perfectly fine the next day.
The other incident was one of the platinum girls, Deborah (not the debbie on nite shift I have talked bout a few times) got beat up really bad when she was at St. Croix with one of the members. The member didn’t do it. They were stayin in a bungalo on the beach and she went for a walk at nite after they guy was asleep. She came across a few very drunk guys and they ended up rapin her and beatin her up pretty bad. I aint seen her since then but I saw some pics of her afterwards. OMG, it was bad. She was suppose to get $30,000 grand for the 5 day trip but the guy felt so bad he ended up givin $150,000. Not that bein raped and beat up is worth any money but.....holy shit. What's worse is that Deborah is one of the only few nice platinum girls. Again, not that I would want that to happen to any of them, but it happenin to her really sucks.
Those were the two scary incidents. We had few quick fights between members or guests but the bouncers always stop that fast and no one was hurt to bad.
I kinda like to take the credit a little for none of the day shift dancers bein hurt yet this summer. I got sarahs approval and I sent out an email to all the day shift VICS (Very Important Clients) and regular members that any member or guest of a member that strikes one of the dancers will automatically be suspended for 6 months with no option to pay a fine to avoid the suspension. So far it seems to be workin.
I just took a break from writin to make dinner for everyone. We made turkey tacos and burritos. Was jimmy, chris, dave, gary, bill, larry and ryan. Libby prepped all the stuff so she did the hard part. It looked like we were havin a party for 50 peeps there was sooooo much stuff piled up. Im always amazed how much teenage boys can eat and they STILL are hungry an hour later. Lib and I had one taco each and a vinegarette salad. The guys kept complainin bout the smell of the vinegar but I swear the hot sauce and taco sauce they were pourin all over everythin smelled like a 1000 times worse.
Now the kitchen is clean and libby is upstairs workin on a quilt, the guys went back to the pool to harass all the teenage girls and im back on the patio with my laptop. Ryan got in trouble and lib made him put a dollar in the swearin jar cuz today was the first time he saw me in my bronze metallic bikini and he said.....mother fucker....when he saw me. Just the top, got shorts on. Its not like I go around all day in a bikini. Ok, sometimes I do when its really hot and im too lazy to change. Now im wearin my crop t-shirt that says on the front...Yes They're Fake...Bet You Still Want To Suck On Them!
Its one of the shirts lib bought me and NO I don’t wear it out in public...lol. We get this catalog at work every month with tons of trashy lingerie and clothes and joke stuff. Libs always buyin me somethin from it.
Ok, what else. I have my second wind and im ready to type...lol.
Like I said already, I been doin lot more escortin this summer. Through the club and the service. I think the peeps at the Wyndham and the Marriot think I live there I have been there so much this summer. Also been workin a ton of partys. Fridays was a wet n messy party (WAM). It was a small party compared to most. Six of us worked it and there was bout 20 or so guests. The party started at 8 pm. We did a wet t-shirt contest where all the guests had those big soaker water guns and they soaked us from head to toe when we came out. By 8:30 everyone was fuckin outside. The pool area at this house is awesome. I have been there a few times. Its all like natural stone and waterfalls and plants and flowers everywhere. They had bought at least like 20 gallon jugs of horse cum from the club for the party. We did some cold milk enemas and pee bongs and other things I prolly shouldn’t say...lol.
Two guys almost ripped me open cuz they insisted they could get both their dicks in my pussy at the same time. I like two at once but both these guys were pretty thick so they had one of the other girls workin the lube and helpin them get in me. They each got a few inches in me til I had them stop. I let them DP me to make it up to them. One of them actually started poutin when I told him to stop. It was kinda cute in a pathetic way...lol.
Around midnite we started the really messy games. They had one of those really big blow up pools set up for everyone. No water in it of course. We did the pee bongs in there. One of the girls started chokin like crazy cuz it was her first time doin that. She figured it was just like a beer bong but it so aint. Within an hour every guest and each of us girls made our "deposits" in the pool. Most made a lot of deposits...lol. With all that stuff and like 20 gallons of horse cum and whip cream and chocolate syrup we were all a mess. After we were don’t playin everyone came into the pool for an orgy. Everyone was so covered you could barely tell who was fuckin who. I know lot of peeps prolly find that really gross but I got to be honest, almost nothin turns me on soooo much as really intense wam gang bangs and orgies.
I worked one party where three of us got stripped naked, covered in this really thin maple syrup and they brought out three very large dogs. The dogs started lickin us all over and the whole time a couple guys keep pourin syrup on my feet and makin the dogs go to my feet cuz they knew how ticklish I am there. Im freakin out, squirmin like crazy and the whole time tryin not to kick any of the dogs cuz I figured dogs prolly don’t like bein kicked...lol.
WAM parties are by far the most profitable of partys to work. The tips are usually bout the same as other partys but the base fee is usually triple the reg amount. Ive got another one scheduled for mid august and libby is goin too.
Oh, I almost forgot. Couple weeks ago lib and I came outside on the patio just before it got dark. The woods is like 150 feet behind the houses and in one of the trees up front was this gigantic owl. It was biege and black and its face was huge and so was its eyes. It didn’t move at all for the longest time but it finally moved its head a couple times. It reminded me of that movie the exorcist where the girl turns her head all the way around. The owl did almost the same thing.
For livin in a gated community we sure got lot of wild animals around. Lot of deer and bunnies and a few raccoons now and again. There are two little openins of the fences so that’s where they come in from. The deer I mean, im sure the other animals can squeeze through the fence no problem.
Janice just called me with a few question about a routine she's workin on. I love janice to death and shes a great friend but she always does that. She cant wait til she sees me at work, she has to have the answer right away. Theresa does that a few times but mostly her and the others will text me or wait til I see them at the club.
Earlier in the summer I had to give janice a warnin cuz she entered a wet t-shirt contest at a bar and we really arent suppose to do that unless its for work. She won the contest by the way...lol. To be honest, I only had to give her the warnin cuz she wore the shirt she won to work. Usually sarah just looks the other way when she hears one of the dancers doin some minor bad thing but we didn’t really have a choice with her goin around wearin a shirt that announced she won a wet t-shirt contest and the bars name plastered all over it...lol.
I think that about does it for now. Im in the mood for a little glass of wine.
Bye Bye !!!
Jul 26, 2008
Summer Time, All Work and Sex Makes Liz a Rich Girl !!!
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