Sooooo sorry I havent posted to my blog in over a month. I have been so busy with work and personal life I never had the time. Since my last posting my bro turned 16 (March 4th), the six new dancers at the club have started (March 9th), libby has ordered her new car (BMW M6), our neighbor Gerry has gotten another promotion, mine and libby’s financial advisor has gotten a promotion to manager level, at least 3 residents where I live have almost been attacked by geese, I have won 2 wet t-shirt contests in the past month (one just this friday), one of the new girls on night-shift got into a big fight with a couple of the female members (not her fault), one of the new bouncers on day shift told me he loves me (he was drunk at the time), I have gotten completely naked at Harrisburg Mall and on the steps in front of City Hall (for a PDN vid (Public Display of Nudity)), and I got volunteered to host my bro’s annual Astronomy Club party (which was last nite!!!!).
Well that pretty much brings you up to date on my life. 
Like I said, the 6 new dancers started on March 9th. On day shift that is Chrissy, Cami, and Beverly. Whats funny is that Beverly’s escort name in Vegas was Coco. I didnt think Gerald would let her keep it but he did. Beverly is black and the only other black dancer at the club is Shanele. It was Sarah who realized together they make the name “Coco Chanel” which is the name of the founder of Chanel. Everyone got a kick out of that.
The new girls on night shift are Deidre, Leanna and Eileen. Cindy’s stage name is Sin-D. I think its kinda weird but Sarah likes it and Gerald let her keep it. Leanna is trying to figure out what to call herself because she cant use Lee or Anna because we have a bouncer named Lee and a dancer named Anna.
All six of them are doing great. Deidre had a minor panic attack this week but after she laid down for awhile she was okay. That’s not too uncommon for new dancers. The three new girls on day shift are really getting the hang of things quick. All six of them are staying at Residence Inn until they find their own places. They are all bonding really good and hang out with each other when they aint working (which is what we were hoping).
The rest of work has been going great. I started two new flash routines last week. (Flash routines are what we call dance routines that are 6 minutes or less) I should be ready to go with 2 regular routines in a couple of weeks. One is 18 mins long and the other is 22 mins. The 18 min one is a belly dancing routine and the 22 min one is techno. A girl on night shift started a classical music dance routine this week. It was a major hit.
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St Pattys Day was absolutely nuts. Club opened up at 10:00 am instead of 11:30 am like usual. Peeps were drunk by noon. I worked from noon until 5:00 pm then came back at 7:00 pm and worked until 4:00 am. I made over $21,000 in tips just on that day alone. So far as of friday i am 38 days ahead in tips and commissions from the club then i was last year. Hope it keeps up.
Be right back, bro just woke up and wants breakfast.
Ok, im back. His belly is full and now hes happy. 
He just wanted leftovers from the party last night but i wouldnt let him. Like i already said, we had his annual Astronomy Club party here last night. He volunteered me to host it months ago. You would think it would be a bunch of science geeks but it aint. Two of the girls are cheerleaders, a couple of the guys are on the basketball team and there is another on the baseball team. One guy does motorcross in the summer and he brought some pics of him jumping over little hills. He was wearing more leather then i do during a BDSM session. 
I had the party catered. OMG that was a major headache yesterday morning dealing with them. Jimmy wanted a giant sub for the party so i meant to call the caterers a couple of weeks ago to cancel a couple of platters of meats and bread. I forgot until yesterday and the guy freaked out. I even told him to go ahead and charge me for them but just dont bring them. Even that wasnt good enough at first. After a few phone calls back and forth he finally agreed to take them off. I was like…you got to be kidding me, I spent just over $2,000 in food and drink and hes havin a fit about some lunch meat and bread?!?!?! 
We had 32 peeps show up, everyone from the Astronomy Club and i think everyone brought a guest, plus the teacher in charge and his wife. Ive met the teacher a bunch of times but this was the first time i met his wife. She was really nice. Everyone ate and ate and ate and then most of them went downstairs to play pool and darts and stuff. Ofcourse Jimmy had to show everyone his new car…a couple of times…lol. I bought him a BMW 355i black convertible for his birthday. He has his learners permit now and im taking him to his driving lessons next week and then the week after that hes taking his drivers test. He already did all the school classes some weeks ago.
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I won another Wet T-Shirt contest friday night. Thats the second 1st place i have gotten in a couple of weeks. That party was for a bunch of college peeps. It was a fun party. They had a giant shot luge (its a big block of ice with areas carved out that you pour alcohol down and you catch it in your mouth at the bottom). I made the mistake of telling a couple of guys it was kinda hot in there. They picked me up and laid me on the luge and yes, i was naked. I think i broke a couple of the guys eardrums i was screaming so loud.
I got stuck on an ottoman for almost 2 hours with one guy between my legs and another fucking my mouth. Everytime one would finish another guy would take his place before i could move. Ofcourse since they were all college guys everyone had to try to fuck us harder then anyone else. After a while I was so numb they all felt the same, of course i didnt tell them that though. 
Speaking of numb, on thursday we had an after hours anything goes party at the club for the employees. I wasnt planning on staying for it but lib and brandy wanted me to so i did. Like 4:00 am the entire kitchen staff gained up on me in the Wet-n-Messy part of the Pit. I had like 9 guys all trying to shove their dicks in me….at the same time. Between all the fucking and laughing i was doing i was numb from my neck down by the time they were finished. The funniest part of the night is when the bouncers grabbed Laura (geralds wife) and tied her up to the new WOPR wheel (Wheel Of Pain) and everyone got to take turns throwing jello and cheesecake balls at her. It started with her just trying to catch them in her mouth but quickly turned crazy. She was covered from head to toe.
I also did a WOW (Woman On Woman) show with JP and Brandy. We didnt know we were going to do that until a bunch of bouncers picked us up and dropped us into one of the wrestling rings. They poured some baby oil into the ring and all over us and we just played slink and slither for a while. We kept trying to get others to join us but Gerald said he just wanted to watch us three for a while.
I kinda felt sorry for Coco (Beverly) the most. Every single male employee wanted a turn with her and she was determined to take them all on. I sooooooo freaked out her and Chrissy and Cami after the party around 7:00 am. I told all three of them while we were in the showers that i will see them in a few hours. They were suppose to have friday off but i was just pretending. They all just stared at me for a second until i started laughing and told them i was just joking.
Ooooo, i almost forgot. Libby has a new regular escort date now. She has had two dates with him already. He is from Pittsburgh and his last name is Stewart…just like me. I havent met him but she says he is very nice and very proper and amazing manners. He has also tipped her both times $5,000 so hopefully hes a keeper.
I have an escort gig next tuesday with a first timer for me. He usually always sees Cindy but she will be away next week so he asked for me. I am almost positive Cindy said hes a big tipper so we will see.
Let’s see, what else…
Oh yeah, like i already said, one of the new day shift bouncers is in love with me. He told a couple of the other guys that he cant stop thinking of me and he’s already bought everything in the gift shop that i am in. He made the mistake of thinking that the guys keep secrets…they are worse at that then we are. 
He’s a really nice guy and a major hotty too. I’ve prolly had at least 2 dozen sessions with him already. So far he aint tired of me yet 
I already mentioned that Libby ordered her new car. Its a BMW M6. I have a M5 so she had to one up me…lol…just kidding. The color will be black sapphire metallic. Its suppose to be ready by the end of april.
As payment for me hosting my bros Astronomy Club party he is gonna make me and libby dinner monday nite then act as our butler for the rest of the night. We gonna eat then take a nice long hot bath and make him fill our wine glasses and run the bath and fluff the bed up for us and whatever else we can come up with. Believe it or not, he is turning into a pretty good cook. Libby teaches him alot and hes a quick learner. Unlike me, he doesnt panic when hes cooking several things at one time. I always freak out that i am not going to be able to time everything right. I think that is the hardest part about cooking, trying to get everything done at the same time so you dont have to wait around for something while everything else gets cold.
Ok, ok, i am just babbling arent I?
If you live in Harrisburg and where at the Harrisburg Mall on Thursday between 10:00 am and 11:00 am and saw three girls flashing a guy with a black Nike cap on….that was us. Me, Theresa and Katrina were doing our PDN (Public Displays of Nudity) shoots for Volume III of the PDN series. We managed to not to be seen by anyone except when we posed in front of Radio Shack and whipped open our jackets. Two of the guys who worked there caught on to what we were doing and ran out to watch.
We also posed in front of the old City Hall downtown. We had spotters making sure no cops were around and we took off our jackets completely. Tons of peeps saw that. We get lots of honks from cars going by.
They are also doing Volume II of PDS (Public Displays of Sex) but i got out of that one this time. 
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I know this is a short post but i think i am going to call it quits for now. Its been a longgggg week and i just want to chill out today.
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