Yes, it’s true…you’re not seeing things…I have actually finally posted to my blog. With everything going on at work and personal life I just haven’t found much time to write. So I figured it was about time I let everyone know that I was still alive and doing just fine.
Let’s see, where do i begin? To start off with, Libby is doing great. She just left for an all nite gig and then we got the next two days together. Our relationship is as strong as ever and we’re still very very much in love. We got into a little fight last week but everything was back to normal within a couple of days. The fight was all my fault and i was too pig headed to understand where she was coming from. But we got over it and everything is back to normal.
Her birthday is in a few weeks and we’re going to have an awesome party for her. It’s not a suprise party but I do have something special planned which is a suprise. Everyone at work is driving her crazy because they are coming up to her and pretending to know what I have planned and saying how awesome it is. Only a couple peeps really know though because I am not telling anyone else because no one can keep a secret there.
Lib is doing a record year at the club and escort service so far. She already hit the $600,000 mark escorting and it took her to the beginning of August last year to reach that. What’s really weird is at the club me and JP (she’s in charge of night shift where i am in charge of day shift) are leading the dancers in income and we are only $3,000 apart. As of Wednesday I am at $673,000 and she’s at $676,000. I will pull ahead next week because she’s going on vacation starting Sunday.
My bro, Jimmy is doing awesome too. Now that he can drive he is all over the place this summer. He is on a deep sea fishing trip at South Carolina. A bunch of his friends and a couple of the fathers went. They will be back late tomorrow.
Let’s see, what else is going on that won’t bore you all to death.
If you are a long time reader of my blog you know that every summer the club gets a lot of summer interns because most of the members at the club are lawyers. This years bunch seems to be the most horniest yet. Like today for example, it was Super Hero Day. All the employees and members were suppose to dress up as their favorite real or made up super hero. I was Cat Woman. I picked that because I own three Cat Woman costumes so it was easy. But I only got to wear it for like one hour. Then two of the interns asked for a threesome in the Paradise Room and then it was non-stop interns for the next three hours after that. At one time I had six guys going at the same time. They were hilarious but I thought they were going to rip me in two. We were on one of the padded tables in one of the lounge sections. I was riding one guys cock when two others joined in and one started fucking my ass while I was going down on the third guy. That went on for a few minutes until three more guys joined us. The three new guys wanted their turn with me but the original three didnt want to share. So one of them came up with the bright idea of everyone going at once. So I ended up with two cocks in my mouth at the same time, two cocks in my ass at the same time, one cock in my pussy and the last guy was groping and sucking on my boobs. They went around and around like that switching positions for what seemed like forever. We ended up with a huge crowd cheering the guys on.
When the last guy finally shot his load down my throat I was like…ok, time out, Emerald needs a break. That almost happened. 
I took like two steps before I was grabbed by a couple other interns. I told them I needed a break but they begged and said they had to leave soon. So like always, I gave in. Then it was intern after intern with a few members for the next couple of hours. If I didnt have to leave to take home Lib’s dry cleaning I would probably still be there.
Don’t get me wrong, I am not complaining about the interns. 99% of them are really nice and they always make the summer fun at the club. Thanks to a few of them I now hold the 2nd fastest time ever at the club for a club sponsored gang bang contest. That was just a couple of weeks ago. Brandy (of course 
) holds the record at just over 27 minutes. I finished just over 29 minutes. It’s a pretty simple contest. The club sponsored gang bang has 11 peeps per team, 10 guys and 1 girl. The teams can do whatever they want except none of the guys are allowed to jack off at all. Whichever team’s guys shoot their loads first wins. For the club sponsored ones they usually have three to five teams doing it. On my team, six of the ten guys were all interns.
I didn’t think I had a chance in hell of winning it because Brandy, Debby and Katrina were the other dancers in it. All three of them are known for their skills with multi’s. I realized I was going to do pretty good when after only like 10 minutes three of the guys shot their loads one right after another and then a few minutes later two more guys shot their loads at the same time. When I was down to only two guys I had them spit roast me and told them to go as hard as they wanted. I couldn’t see the clock so I had no clue what the time was until the guy shot his load in my mouth and moved away. I was like…holy shitttt. The last guy came around and i worked his dick with my mouth so hard he almost fell over…lol. I was so excited when he started cumming that I ended up shooting myself in the eyes with his cum.
I got my name on the plaque on the wall for the contest. They put the top 5 fastest times on it. I bumped Brianna off of it and she’s been on it for almost three years. There is actually only four of us on it because Brandy has the #1 and #4 fastest times. (She’s such the slut 
)
Speaking of Brandy, we both got tricked really bad a couple of weeks ago by Gerald, the owner of the club. All this summer they are doing a contest called Triple-D. It stands for Double Dare a Dancer. Members fill out a little card with a dare they want to see one or two of the dancers do. Sarah and Gerald pick out their favorites and assign them to the dancers. Brandy and I got assigned a dare where the member dared us to walk into a dive bar completely naked and only wearing a long coat. Then we had to take off our coats and act all natural and stay in the bar for atleast 30 minutes completely naked or until we were told to get dressed or leave. One of the members owns a few bars and a couple restaurants so Gerald got with him and arranged us to do it in one of his places. He told us to come to the place at 5:00 pm because that was when all the regulars would be there and less chance of anyone getting offended or complaining. Vic, the club photographer, and Rich and Greg, two of the bouncers, came with us. The owner of the bar was there too.
So, we get there and Rich and Greg go in first. Like five minutes later Rich comes out and Vic goes back in with him. Ten minutes later Rich comes back out and tells us to come in. Looking back at it we should of realized something was up because they spent way too long in there by themselves. But at the time we just figured they were talkin to the owner of the bar. When Brandy and I walked in we got the usual stares but nothing out of the ordinary. Rich told us to go to one of the pool tables and start playing pool. He handed brandy a handful of quarters. It was a little bar and the two pool tables were right in the open and the lighting was a lot brighter there. Brandy put in the quarters and i racked the balls. We both grabbed cues then laid them on the tables and we slipped off our jackets. The four guys playing at the table next to ours noticed us first then the whole rest of the bar did. Brandy bent way over with her butt facing the crowd and broke. Another thing that looking back should have been a clue that it was a set-up is even though everyone was hooting and hollering and whistling no one came over to us except the four guys at the other table. There was a good 50 or 60 peeps in the bar. Alot of peeps were taking pics of us but thats about it. We ended up playing three games of pool. Thank god we were naked because we both played sooooo awful but nobody noticed how bad we were.
After the thirty minutes were up we were just about to put our jackets back on. Everyone started booing. One of the guys playing pool asked if they could get a pic of us together with them. Rich said that was okay so we did some sexy posing with the guys for a few minutes. When we were done one of the guys picked me up and put me on the pool table. He grabbed my legs and spread them open and shoved his face between my legs. I got a little suspicious when neither of the bouncers did anything to stop them. They took some pics of that and even Vic came over for some close up vid. The whole time Brandy is laughing her ass off.
She stopped laughing really fast when two of the guys grabbed her and bent her over and started sticking their fingers in her pussy and ass. I got up and went over and pinched her nipples a couple of times which got a huge reaction from the crowd. At that point neither of us thought much of it, we just figured it was a little extra fun.
When the guys let us go we went over to grab our jackets again. It seemed like we were going to leave but when we came back by the tables Rich tells everyone in the bar to be quiet. He asked if everyone enjoyed the show, they all cheered, then he told them they were a great crowd and deserved a reward. They all cheered again. Then he acted like he was thinking really really hard for a few seconds. Then he goes…I know, who here would like to fuck these two beauties. Every single person in the bar raised their hand and started yelling. It wasn’t until right at that moment that I realized there wasn’t any women in the bar at all. I remember thinking that everyone was going to be pissed when they realized he was only joking.
When everyone quieted down Rich yelled over to the owner and asked really loud if he was up for a fuck session in his bar. The owner pretended like he was thinking hard about it then he reached under the bar and pulled up a huge plastic container full of condoms and yells…its fucking timeeeeeee. Rich pulled off Brandy’s jacket and Greg pulled off mine. As they were doing that a bunch of guys came from the back area draggin two huge mattresses. They pushed a few tables back and plopped the mattresses on the floor right in front of us. The Rich hands Brandy a envelope with our names on them. She opens it up and the word GOTCHA is on a piece of Geralds letterhead. That’s when Rich told us the owner of the bar and Gerald cooked up this little scheme.
It turns out that everyone in the bar knew we were coming and what we were going to do. They had also locked the door and put up the Closed sign right after we got in there. The owner of the bar had invited everyone personally which is why there were no women there.
They brought out a big sack of towels and put the container of condoms next to the mattress. The owner of the club comes over to us (btw, his name is Rich too) and tells us quietly that if we didnt want to do this we could back out. I had no intention of backing out but before I could say anything Brandy goes…hell no.
Then he told us everyone was given a number and we would start with 8 guys and as each guy finished another number would be called to take his place. Brandy took one matress and i got the other and they called the first 8 guys. We each got 4 and the sucking and fucking started. It took almost six hours to get through everyone in the bar. That also included the bartenders, the owner, our bouncers and Vic as well. Rich and Greg tried to wipe us down after every guy shot his load on us but after a while they just gave up trying. By the time the first round was over we were both covered head to toe in cum. We took a 30 minute break and did our best with some bottled water and towels to clean up. When we came out of the bathroom the owner asked us if we were ready for round 2. We both looked at him like he was crazy so he said it wont be as bad cuz alot of guys have left. It didnt look like anyone had left but he promised us $4,000 each if we would stay. So we stayed. The second session was pretty much a free for all. I ended up getting put on a little table and the guys took turns fucking my mouth and pussy and ass for a couple of hours. Brandy got bent over the corner of one of the pool tables and by the time they let her up she said her back was killing her. We both got carried to the bar and laid on it and they poured a bunch of alcohol all over us. We let the guys grope and finger us and the two bartenders got up and fucked our mouths for a while. Then i got up and crawled over Brandy and we 69’ed for a while. I did that mostly just to give us a few minute break. That lasted until someone shoved a beer bottle into my ass and I almost flattened Brandy.
Then we were carried off and the fucking continued on the mattresses for about another hour or so. We ended up getting out of there just after 4:00 am. The fucking wasn’t quite over yet. Rich asked us if we wanted to just crash at his place since his house was only like 15 minutes away and the club, where mine and Brandy’s cars were, was like 45 minutes away. So Vic, who was driving the club van, dropped all four of us at Rich’s place. Soon as we got there Brandy and I took a shower. Rich and Greg were waiting outside the bathroom door when we came out. Rich grabbed me and put me over his shoulder and Greg grabbed Brandy and did the same. They carried us to Rich’s bedroom, plopped us on his bed and pretty much tore our clothes off. We had like 2 minutes at the most of foreplay and then they started fucking us as hard as they could. Every time one of them felt like he was about to cum they would swap positions. They kept going and going we both finally begged them to finish off anal because both our pussys felt like they were on fire. They went another 30 minutes or so in our asses until they finally shot their loads.
We ended up getting only 3 hours of sleep but the good part was that we stopped at Denny’s on the way to the club and Greg paid for all of us.
The day after that when I saw Gerald he told us he credited mine and Brandy’s accounts and extra $3,000 each. So all together we made $7,000 and got a free breakfast…lol.
I got to stop writing for now and get ready for my gig tonite. I will finish writing tomorow.
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Ok, I’m back. It’s Friday morning. I got home from my gig just after 2:00 am. I really hate coming home to an empty house. I stuck around for like 30 minutes then walked to the rec center to work out and take a steam bath. I always work out at 4:00 am. I know that sounds crazy early to some of you but it’s nice because I get the whole place to myself usually. We have a pretty huge workout room here at the complex and they got 4 brand new pilates reformer machines a few months back. The only thing I dont like about the workout room is that one wall is totally windows from floor to ceiling. Some of the equipment I use is next to the windows and its kinda scary because its still dark outside. We live in a gated community with 24 hour security guards so I know there is little chance any weirdos will be around but its still scary. 
Speaking of security. Last sunday I held a little dinner party for four of the security guards here. Meg and Stacy from the club also came. They brought a yummy chocolate cheesecake smothered in strawberrys. OMG it was soooooo good. I held the dinner party as a thanks to the security guards for all the extra stuff they do for me and lib. I made roasted leg of lamb. It weighed 6.5 pounds but looked way bigger. I also made roasted veggies and garlic potatoes with itty bitty onions. For the appetizer we had salad with rosemary bread and 3 dipping sauces. The dipping sauces was the hardest thing to make. It took me over 3 hours to make them. The recipes were like a mile long and I felt like i was performing surgery after a while with all the cutting and seperating I had to do. Suprisingly it all turned out awesome and the guys ate everything up.
After dinner we even talked the guys into having lattes. We were the main entertainment after dinner. The three of us changed into barely there lingerie and danced for the guys then gave them lap dances then we fucked like crazy all over the house. All four of them put on cock rings so we were going a long time. I think they were trying to go through every position possible. We had a blast doing some wet-n-messy in my bathroom too. We were all a mess by the time we were done. Speaking of wet-n-messy, for some reason it seems to be more popular than ever in the Pit at work this summer. You can usually find a few peeps in there going at it but for the past couple of months almost every time I look there’s a big crowd in there.
Let’s see, what else is going on. My charity work is going alot better this year than last year. Each dancer at the club has to raise at least $50,000 every year. Me and JP actually don’t have to since we are management but we still do. Last year though I kept putting off events and all of a sudden Thanksgiving rolled around and I wasn’t even close to my $50,000 mark. December I did alot so I ended up with a little over $75,000. Well, this year I vowed not to let that happen. I hit my $50,000 mark a few weeks ago and with the charity golf events coming up I should be able to add another $10,000 or $15,000 to that in the next couple of weeks.
I have also been doing a lot of private photo and vid shoots the past few months. I love doing those because its usually pretty easy work and the money is awesome. The only thing risky about them is alot of the private shoots the person paying for it sometimes brings in their own photographer. Some of them can be real jerks. Some of the foreign photographers I swear make their accents really thick on purpose. Then they get all pissy when you cant understand them. I had this one guy from Austria who started out right away making fun of my height and saying I should only get paid half because I am only half a woman. Eric, the bouncer, was with me and I thought he was gonna kill him. I even told the photographer to fuck off and i turned to leave. The member paying for the shoot panicked and ended up offering me almost double my regular fee so I stayed and after he talked to the photographer he didn’t make any more wise cracks.
I had one shoot at one of my Vic’s home in front of his gigantic fireplace. Most of the shoot i was laying on fur coats. Everything was going smoothly until the fire started popping really loud and shooting sparks everywhere. They had to hurry up and put the glass shutters in front of it until it calmed down. The thought of a hot coal landing on my naked ass wasnt very appealing.
Libby had a real fun vid shoot a couple of months ago. They had huge tubs of ice cream and all sorts of toppings around her. The whole vid was of her playing with all the stuff and rubbing it all over her. The very end was hilarious because she was covered from head to toe in chocolate and cherry syrup. She looked delicious. She said the whole crew made huge sundaes when the shoot was over.
Probably the riskiest vid shoot i did this year was actually a contest and not really a shoot. It was for a DVD they made called M.O.P.S. That stands for Most Outrageous Place for Sex. Paul, one of the day shift bouncers, knew that a cop always went to the same restaurant for dinner every night at the same exact time. He always parked his cop car around the side of the building. So we went there in one of the club vans and when nobody was around we jumped out and Vic shot the vid of me sucking Pauls cock. That was all we were suppose to do but Paul wanted to try some more. So he picked me up and carried me to the front of the car and laid me on the hood. We fucked on the hood for maybe a minute then ran back to our van.
The winner was Brianna and one of the members. They both stripped down and walked up and down the sidewalk on this one street where theres a row of nite clubs. She had her legs wrapped around his waist and they were fucking the whole time. They had a huge crowd following them and they were out there a good 10 minutes and not one single cop came around. If i would of tried that I would have got busted for sure.
The annual summer contests at the club start next week. These are the big club sponsored events for records. I hold the best deep throating record at the club for 3 years straight now. My record last year was 18 3/4 inches. For over 12 inches we use those balloons you can make animals out of. One of the new dancers on night shift thinks she is going to beat me but I am pretty confident I’ll win. The hard part is not taking it all the way down but keeping it there for the 10 second timer. Ive seen her take alot down but she only ever keeps it down for a couple of seconds. I actually kept almost a 20 incher down for over 30 seconds a few weeks ago. It wasn’t by choice and I pretty much blacked out because of it but I still managed it. Unfortunately it wasn’t at the club so it didn’t count.
If you read my blog last year you know that i went undefeated all year at doggy derby. This year I have lost twice. One on purpose because I didnt want to go through all the pressure of being undefeated. The second time I got my ass whooped by Shanele. We were joking a few weeks ago that one of the great danes is having a mid life crisis. He use to be really calm and mellow. Now all of a sudden he has tons of energy and acts really silly. The handler said its because he changed his diet and started him on doggy vitamins last winter. Chrissy, one of the new girls on day shift, is addicted to doggy derby and the thursday nite fetish room. She was scared to death the first time she tried it and even before the second time. But after that she couldnt get enough of it. I watched her a few weeks ago in the fetish room and I swear she took all 14 dogs that nite.
I am kinda upset this morning because when i got home i went online. A guy I know sent me a link to google of a bunch of pics of a very pretty asian girl. It turns out that this one girl online we know used one of those pics as her picture and tried to say that was her. The girl is always really nice online so it seems weird why would she do that.
There is this other woman online who is a real bitch. She use to be nice and we got along well enough but lately she’s been a real hag. She made a comment to me about michael jackson dieing and a message another online person had up. I told her to fuck off and die. First time i ever kinda freaked out online in a long time. She’s not worth the effort though. She’s one of those peeps online that is only happy when she’s making fun of peeps or being a bitch on purpose. Most of the guys I talk too says she’s ok but can be really annoying at times.
I am really out of practice writing to my blog. I just looked over what I have written so far and i realized I am all over the place.
I think something is wrong with Windows Live Writer. Thats the app i use now to write to my blog. Sometimes it will capitalize my letter i’s and sometimes it wont. I dont remember it ever doing that before.
I think I mentioned in my last post about my bro’s new car we got him for his birthday in March. Its a 2009 BMW 355i convertible. So far he’s doing really good with it. He hasn’t gotten any speeding tickets and he takes really good care of it. Lib bought a BMW M6 that is also black and like I have posted before, I own a BMW M5. My car is Indianapolis red with red and black interior. Around the complex we are known as the beemer family. I miss my lexus but I really like my beemer. (Joel…pfffttttt 
…inside joke)
Speaking of Jimmy, he is going through a major growth spurt. As of a couple of weeks ago he is a little over 5’ 10” tall. He takes his working out very seriously now and is getting alot of muscles. What is really cute is his voice is starting to change and every once in a while it cracks. We try not to laugh because he gets really mad if we do. This one time I almost died. A couple girls from his school came over to visit. They were all sitting in the living room. Me and lib walk in and as he is introducing us his voice cracked a couple of times really bad. I was able to keep a straight face until lib ran from the room because she couldn’t hold it any longer. Jimmy was looking at me like he wanted to kill me and the two girls were giving me death glares because it was obvious I was ready to explode. It’s not so much the cracking thats funny but the look on his face everytime he does it. He gets so pissed off at himself.
I got my bro really good a couple weeks ago. We were at the pool and a few of his buds were with him. He came over to the table i was at talking to a few guys. One of the guys mentioned how tall jimmy is getting. While jimmy is standing there talking to us I walk behind him and say…look what else is growing…and i pull down his shorts. They were only down for a second but it was a riot. He tried to pull my bikini top off but I sat on one of the guys lap and he protected me. They got me back pretty good a couple of days later. When i wasnt looking jimmy, chris and dave surrounded me in the pool. They ended up pulling my bikini off and grabbing my legs and around my arms and lifting me out of the pool. They were showing me off to a few tables of guys. They also drowned me a couple of times cuz they lifted my legs up so high out of the water but forgot about my head and i went under.
We almost had a really bad scene at the pool back in early june. One of the new residents was at the pool with a couple of guys who live near him. He is really nice looking and he is in his mid 30’s and got married last summer. One of the guys at his table whispered in my ear that he dared me to go up and give the guy a blow job. I had to wait over an hour to do it until there were no peeps around who would freak out. He freaked out big time when I reached over and started rubbing his cock. He got a stiffy really quick and got really emberassed but didnt tell me to stop. So i went between his legs and pulled his cock out and started sucking it. I was sucking him for about 5 minutes when all of a sudden one of the guys said his wife is coming. She couldnt see me from where she was at but it was really close. I climbed back up on the other guys lap and she never suspected a thing. He made the mistake of telling the guys later that he would never do that again. So a few weeks ago when he was there without his wife he walked into the bathroom and i followed him. He tried to resist right up until my mouth wrapped around his cock. We fucked in one of the changing rooms and he has joined in a couple of times during our little gang bangs my bro and his buds have started.
Jimmy and his buds have been their normal horny selfs this summer. Their big thing this summer because it has been raining so much is to drag us outside in the rain, strip us down and fuck on the grass. The only part i dont like is sometimes when it’s a bunch of them they will grab the hose and wash me off when we are done. The water in the hose is always freeeeeeezing.
I just got a text message from libby. She is going down to breakfast with her date from last night and said he told her after breakfast they are going to a jewelry store and she can pick out whatever she wants. I have a few regulars who let me do that alot. I use to feel guilty picking out anything too expensive but I got over that quick enough. 
That reminds me kinda of last nites gig. The guy is one of my newest regulars from the service. Last night was our fourth date. He is from Boston and comes into town once a month for business. When he came in May we were suppose to go to a restaurant in Hershey and then do some clubbing. When the limo came to pick me up he said he had a suprise for me but wouldnt tell me what. I knew Hershey was out as soon as we got on the freeway because we headed the other way. I got kinda mad because he refused to tell me where we were going and i could tell he was pretty nervous about it. It took about an hour to get where we were going and i kinda figured it out when we got off the freeway. He ended up taking me to a private gun club for dinner. It was a last minute thing because a client invited us to join him. He knew how much i hated guns which is why he was so nervous about telling me. Obviously I couldnt embarrass him in front of his client so I acted very proper all night. After dinner and a little dancing we all went down to the pistol range. We had to all put on these gigantic ugly ear phones or whatever they are called. They even made me shoot a gun a few times. It was a 9MM. I hit the target two times out of like 10 shots.
When we left the club I refused to speak to him except to tell him to take me home immediately. We were suppose to spend the nite together in his hotel but no way was I having that. I told Becky (she owns the escort service) what happened and that i refuse to ever see the guy again. She already knew what happened because the guy called her already.
Well, two weeks ago he called Becky again and she said he begged her to convince me to give him a second chance. For three days they were back and forth with voice mails and emails. So finally I figured if he really wanted to see me he would have to pay big time. I told Becky to tell him I would see him only if he doubled the fee and tip. I charge for an all-nighter a minimum of $6,250. That includes the minimum tip of $2,000. I thought for sure he would say no way. I was wrong. Becky said he didnt hesitate to agree when she offered him my deal. He ended up paying double the fee and tripled my tip so last nite cost him $14,500 and it wasnt even an all-nighter. I told him last night that as long as he doesn’t try any more suprises I will continue to see him and at the normal rate.
Well, I think that should do it for now. I am hoping to lay out some when lib gets home but at the moment it looks pretty nasty out there so who knows.
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