Hello again! Sunday morning and lib just took off for her parents house for the day. She left early today because her and her mom have to help set up for a teen spirit meeting at their church before the services start. Lib is so adorable when she has to wake up early. Until that first cup of coffee is down her throat she is miss sour puss 
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Her birthday is in a week and a half and this Friday is her bday party. We are having a “Come as You Are” party and me, Brandy and Stacy are calling the guests this Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday. The way it works is this…I sent out the invitations weeks ago and everyone who said they were coming were put on a list (which everyone accepted except 3 peeps that will be gone on vacation). Everyone was told that on either July 20th, 21st or the 22nd they will receive a call from me or one of my helpers. The rules are that whatever you are wearing when you get the call is what you have to wear to the party. It doesn't matter if they are fully dressed or naked or anywhere in between.
Of course we are going to on purpose call peeps when we know they aren’t at their most stylish 
. The last Come As You Are party we were invited to I wore one of my workout outfits and lib had to wear her big baggy pink terry cloth robe and elephant slippers. She was so cute. Of course since she was nude under her robe the guys didn't let her keep it on very long…lol.
Had a great week at the club this week. We had our Christmas in July party all week. The entire club was decorated for Christmas and we had a Santa Claus every day and Christmas music and tons of fun. All the dancers had to dress up as either elves or Mrs. Claus. I always dress up as an elf since I'm so tiny. Thursday night was the most fun because Gerald dressed up as Santa and a few of us walked around with him as his helpers and passed out tons of gifts to the members. They were all silly gifts like cock shaped candy canes and eye glasses with two boobs instead of lenses and pencils with an eraser that looked like a vagina.
Gerald was his usual pervy self. As we walked around the club handing out the gifts every once in a while he would make one of the female members suck his cock before she could get her present. One woman latched on and didn't want to let go. Of course she got one of the cock shaped candy canes. 
Chrissy, one of the new dancers on day shift, ended up a sticky mess when a table full of men and women attacked her with the candy canes. They were rubbing them all over her and sticking them in her mouth, pussy and ass. When they were done she looked like she had bruises all over her body from the candy smearing all over.
Wednesday Lib and I took the day and night off and had a great time. We went to a day spa for a few hours then met up with meg, Stacy and brandy and went shopping. Then we met up with a bunch of the other dancers and my brother jimmy and a bunch of his friends and went to Old Country Buffet (it was the guys choice not ours, I would of picked Olive Garden). There was 11 of us dancers and 12 of the guys, 3 of them were bouncers from the club and the rest were all jimmy's buds. We were joking that the management at the restaurant were probably glad when we left after all the food the guys ate.
After dinner we all met up at the theater to see the Harry Potter movie. I took care of all the spending there. It cost me $212 just for the tickets for all 23 of us. We freaked out the peeps at the snack counter when we all went up there. We ended up buying all but just a little bit of the popcorn they had made. (We got a lot of dirty looks from other movie goes for that because everyone had to wait for them to make more 
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With all the popcorn and drinks and candy I ended up spending $389. We took up almost the entire first two rows of the theater. Brandy flirted with one of the attendants and had him ask a few peeps to move so our group could all sit together. The movie was pretty good. A little more violent than i was expecting and really really loud at times with stuff exploding. All the guys said it was awesome, even the bouncers. Rich is a big Harry Potter fan and isn't ashamed to admit it even though he's in his late 20’s. Of course, at 6’4” tall and over 220 pounds who is going to make fun of him. 
I only worked two escort gigs this week. One on Monday and the other on Friday. The Monday one was really fun. He took me to a play down in Baltimore. It was called Bloodlines and it was about 13 women's menstrual cycle. I know that sounds weird but it was hilarious. The dancing was very well choreographed and the costumes were amazing.
My Friday gig was a late starter. Was a hotel date and i didn't need to be in the lobby of the hotel until 11:00 pm. It was suppose to be a solo night but the guy asked Becky the day before if he could bring a friend up to the hotel room. The one friend turned into 3 friends by the time we got up there. I made him call Becky in the lobby before i would go up. He’s lucky he got a hold of her to get permission or I would of said no because he is one of my new regulars at the service and I don’t know how trustworthy he is yet. It cost an additional $2,500 for the two new guys he sprung on me at the last minute. All together the fee was $6,750 for the four guys and he ended up giving me a tip that was bigger than i expected.
I ended up doing a masturbation show with a couple dildo’s I brought. I had to stop looking at two of the guys while I was doing the show because the looks on their faces were soooooo funny. 
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They pretty much fell all over themselves when after the show I asked who wanted to play with me. All four of them were pretty drunk and it got pretty wild but they were perfect gentlemen the whole night. One of the guys was kind of obsessed with my hair. He kept making sure no one accidentally pulled it and he was constantly running his fingers through it and sniffing it. I freaked them out big time when they dared me to answer the door for room service naked. I checked the peep hole to make sure it was a guy, which it was. He tried to act all professional but he pretty much never took his eyes off my boobs the whole time. I finally got out of there just after 7:00 am. All four of them walked me to my car, a couple of them were so obvious feeling some pain but they denied it. 
With the Christmas in July and the Summer Fun contests and events going on all week I pretty much lived at work all week, except for Wednesday. This week was all the bizarre contests. They are usually pretty fun but sometimes they get so confusing its almost impossible to remember all the things you got to do.
Oooo, before i forget you guys got to hear this one. One of the hubby and wife members are always playing little practical jokes on each other. The one the guy pulled on his wife this week was hilarious. Well, not for her while it was happening, but for the rest of us it was. In the Pit in the Paradise Room is where most of the torture toys and devices are. We have two huge wheels called Wopr (like Whopper) Wheels. One stands for the Wheel of Pain and the other stands for the Wheel of Pleasure. They use it for tons of stuff and you can even put someone on it and spin them around. I don't go on them ever because I get sick going around and around like that. Well, anyways…the hubby worked up the joke with one of the other members. He had one of his friends come to the club decked out in a black coat and tails and called himself the Amazing Thomas. He said he was a professional knife thrower. A bunch of peeps were in on the joke and a crowd gathered in the Pit to watch him. He acted like he was a little drunk and said its been a long night. He was a really good actor too, he really seemed like he was drunk.
He asked for a volunteer to be clamped to the Wopr wheel. Of course nobody volunteered so the hubby said his wife would do it. The look on her face was priceless. She looks at him and says…are you fucking crazy?!?! 
Everyone started to yell for her and try to convince her to do it. After a couple minutes the hubby asked a couple of the bouncers who were in on the joke to grab her and clamp her to the wheel. First they stripped of her clothes and she struggled the whole time. They ended up gagging her and then Sarah (our boss) came over and talked to the Amazing Thomas and the hubby. She acted like she was concerned and wasn't sure if she should allow this to go on. She was in on the joke too of course and finally gave in. The guy brought out a set of scary looking knives and the woman tied to the Wopr started to freak out really bad. If she wasn't gagged she would of been screaming her head off. The Amazing Thomas got into position and acted like he was about to throw the first knife. He faked her out a couple of times by acting like he was about to throw it then stopped at the last minute. Then he said it might be better if they blindfold her. One of the bouncers put it on her and took off her gag. OMG she started screaming so loud at everyone that they put it back on her really fast.
With her blindfolded she couldn't see what was going on so one of the members came up really close to her with one of the glass dildos. The Amazing Thomas pretended to throw a few knives and the guy next to the woman would smack the Wopr wheel really close to her pretending it was a knife going through. When he smacked the wheel right between her legs all of us went ooooooooooooooh really loud. While all this was going on the hubby and a couple of the bouncers were handing out tins of whipped cream and pudding balls to everyone standing around. After about 5 or 6 fake knife throws he stopped and said he added a new part to his show where he throws hatchets. He acted like he was still not very accurate with them and asked the hubby if it was okay if he gave it a try. He was like…sureeeeee, give it a shot. She was freaking out, everyone in the crowd pretended to be concerned. Sarah pretended to tell the bouncers to put a plastic sheet under the wheel to catch any blood. It was hilarious.
The Amazing Thomas asked everyone if the blindfold and gag should come off or stay on. We all yelled for them to come off. We all got into position around her and he took off her gag first. She started yelling at everyone and said she was going to kill her husband and other stuff. When the bouncer slid off her blindfold we all threw the pies and pudding at her. She screamed her head off until she realized what was going on. A bunch of the members had whip cream cans and started spraying her all over. She even looked all around her for the knives she thought had been thrown at her.
You should of seen the look in her eyes when she was told it was all a Punk’d session. As soon as they let her off the Wopr she ran to her hubby and started beating the crap out of him. He’s a really big guy so he could take it and she wasn't really trying to kill him. They both got covered in whip cream and pudding and ended up rolling around on the floor together. They have been married over 20 years and still act like they are newlyweds so it was really sweet. I can only imagine what she is going to come up with to top him.
Another fun thing this week was last Sunday night. I had a bunch of the girls come over for a Do It Yourself Pizza Making Party. I got a huge pizza making kit last xmas as kind of a gag gift because everyone knows i don't really like pizza much. Well a few weeks ago I opened it up and saw that it had 8 pans and grabbers to make personal deep dish pizzas. So I got the idea for the pizza party. I ended up spending over $500 for everything and about $300 of that was just on the pizza toppings. We ended up with tons left over but it was worth it. Was 9 of us dancers and Jimmy was in charge of taking the cooked pizzas out of the ovens. They really turned out awesome. We pigged out on pizza and salad and bread and wine. Libby even came home early from her parents house to join in.
The big news for next week is a calendar photo shoot that I am part of for a tool and die company down in Maryland. Its me, Brandy, JP and Sarah doing it. It took a few weeks for Sarah to negotiate the price and conditions and everything. It turns out it will be the most expensive photo shoot we have ever done at the club. The guy is paying $95,000 and the four of us are guaranteed a minimum $12,000 tip. So all together he is paying around $150,000 for the shoot. The shoot is suppose to take 2 days to do assuming we are at it for around 6 hours each day. The shop will be closed while we are doing the shoot but the employees are allowed to stay and watch. So that's more money he is out since they wont be working. Me and Sarah went down there this week to check out the place. It was really dirty but the guy said they were cleaning it up this weekend. We met all the employees and they all seemed really nice. A few acted kind of nervous like they thought their wives would burst through the doors at any minute 
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Most of the shots are going to be us around the shop holding tools and pretending to work the machines. Its sounding like half the shots will be in costume and the other half partially or fully naked. Sarah said that they are doing some kind of contest there and the top 8 winners get free blow jobs from us after the shoot each day. Well, they aint really free but for the employees they are…lol. They are also catering a party after the shoot is over for us and the employees.
Speaking of food, yesterday i was a kitchen goddess. I made Italian meatball vegetable soup in the slow cooker. The meatballs were made out of ground up Kobe steak. The club buys the premier Kobe steak from Japan and it costs $179 a pound. I think that's insane but i got to admit it tastes really good and I'm not a big steak eater. I bought 6 pounds of it and ended up grinding up all but two of the steaks.
The thing with making any kind of hearty soup is you need to let it cool down over night in the fridge then reheat it before you can really tell how good or bad it is. So I am serving it for lunch today and we will see how it turned out.
I used the rest of the steaks to make fajitas for jimmy and two of his friends. They wanted them super spicy and hot so that's the way i made them. You could tell they were dieing but they acted all tough and ate them all. Dave had to leave right after dinner but Chris spent the night. Like two hours after dinner they both started feeling a little qweezy and Chris ended up spending like 30 mins in the bathroom and they both downed some pepto bismol. That will teach them 
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That about does it. I need to start laundry and I got to start working on the 4th quarter budget for day shift. I kind of been putting that off for a few weeks.
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