Aug 8, 2009

4th Quarter Budget Approved!!!, 1,000,000th Blow Job Party, Libby's Dad, County Fair, Freebie Party Tonight

This week went by soooo fast. The best news is that me and JP got our 4th quarter budgets handed in and approved with almost no changes at all. The 4th quarter budgets are always the longest to work up because of all the holiday stuff going on we have to plan for. JP came over for lunch on Monday and we went over each others and then emailed them to Sarah our boss. We met with her Wednesday morning and only made a couple of itty bitty changes. She said she was really impressed with both of us how we were able to keep our increases below what they had predicted they would be. If we are able to stick to it then this will be the first year in the clubs history that the dancers expenses were actually lower from one year to the next. Hey, it takes alot of money to keep us all happy. Blushing 

 

Last night, Friday, we had a big party at work to celebrate the club’s 1,000,000th blow job. Nobody really knows how many blow jobs have been given but they figured it was a good idea for a party. Raised Eyebrow It was actually a members idea a few months ago and Gerald, the club owner, liked the idea. All the employees and members got to vote on which dancer would give the ceremonial blow job and Sarah won hands down. She's been at the club for 14 years and has been a huge part of its success so it was only right she won. All the male members got their names thrown in a huge spinning barrel and they picked the guys name out last night at 9:00 pm. The guy who won has been a member for a long time. We were all hoping a new member didn't win because we figured it probably would of pissed off alot of the old members.

 

After Charles, the guy who won, went up on stage and took his seat, Gerald made a little speech then started teasing the crowd about which dancer won. Most of us dancers were spread out on the main floor and they kept putting spot lights on us pretending each of us might be the one. Then the lights on the floor dimmed as the stage lights began pulsating. Gerald left the stage leaving Charles sitting in his chair. The music slowly rolled up while the fog machine blanketed the stage. That went on for a good minute while the crowd got louder and louder waiting for whichever dancer would be appearing.

 

When Sarah came through the curtains on all fours the crowd went absolutely nuts. She wore a beautiful silk and fur tube dress that hugged her curves. She danced for a few minutes and got the crowd really worked up. Sarah rarely ever performs except upstairs for the platinum members so its always a huge treat for the regular members when she does. She gave Charles a lap dance and slowly peeled down to her bra and thong. When she pulled off Charles clothes he already had a stiffy. (Like most if not all of the guys watching, I know the guy whose lap i was sitting on was getting harder and harder as the show went on.) They had the show live on all the screens in the club and when she started sucking Charles dick they zoomed in. It was hilarious watching all the members swing their heads from the stage to to the screens back and forth. It was like watching a tennis match where the ball was going back and forth 1,000 miles an hour. Surprise

 

After a while the crowd started chanting Fuck Him, Fuck Him. So Sarah motioned to one of the bouncers and he pulled out a bench from the backstage. She laid down on it and spread her legs open for the crowd and cameras. Either she knew exactly where to put the bench or they lucked out big time but one of the ceiling cameras was able to zoom in perfectly to her pussy and his dick sliding in and out of her. They fucked for about 10 minutes then he moved over to her face and she finished him off. They got a standing ovation and Gerald went up on the stage and presented Charles with a trophy. It had a pair of woman's lips with a tongue sticking out licking her lips and a few drops of cum dripping off. Tacky, yet classy. Rolling on the floor

 

Either she had planned it all along or she got horny from her stage show but when it was over she kept her clothes off and came down to the floor. She walked around for a while letting everyone grope her. Then she went up to the DJ booth and had Bill announce to the crowd that for 1 hour it was a dancer free-for-all. That part I figured she had planned all along cuz when it was announced I looked over at Gerald and he was smiling.

 

The guys whose table i was sitting at had my clothes off in like 5 seconds. Actually they jammed the zipper on the mini i was wearing. They also snagged my hair on my bra cuz they didn't even bother to unsnap it. They just pulled it off over my head. Can you say…eager!!! When we have a club wide “free-for-all” it means two things. First, it means the sex is free with us dancers and second, it means the members can do whatever they want with us as long as the free-for-all is going on. So you can imagine how wild it got last night for that “1 hour”. It actually turned into a little over 2 hours but who is counting. I spent most of the first hour on my back on the table while two of the women at the table took turns sitting on my face and the guys all took turns fucking me. As soon as I managed to stand up I got picked up and thrown over a guys shoulder. He took me to the 2nd level and laid me down on one of the padded tables. He barely had the chance to straighten up when one of the guys grabbed my legs and slid me over to him and pretty much slammed his dick into me. I looked up and who was looking down at me???…Libby's dad. Laughing He had brought a few of his co-workers from his law firm and I didn’t even know he was there. Lib wasn’t there, she worked an escort gig last nite. For the rest of the free-for-all we did around the world and some DP and TP. I love fucking libs dad cuz the man definitely has some skills. He waited to shoot his load until everyone else did so he could have some time with me. He kinda was showing off too cuz he had a couple of the guys hold my legs open about as wide as they would go and he fucked me slow with his hands behind his back. He kept switching back and forth between my pussy and ass and brought me to orgasm within like 10 mins. Then he went from gentle to wild man. He wrapped his arms around the back of my neck and started slamming into me as hard as he could. I orgasmed again in a couple minutes then he shot his load all over my boobs like 1 minute later. But like most of the time, he slid right back into me and started pumping away. We went at it for another 10 minutes or so until he was out of breath. The guys all sat back and watched as i wiped all the cum off my body and licked it off my fingers.

 

We hooked up again after work and I went to Denny’s with all of them. It was obvious they were all still very horny. I guess the fact that both guys sitting on either side of me undid my khakis and were rubbing and fingering me at the table was my first clue. Idea The guys asked me if i wanted to get a hotel for a few hours. I should of told them to wait for my answer after we ate cuz when I told them I would come with them everyone started eating really fast so I barely had time to enjoy my food. We came in two cars and I was in libs dads car. We are all walking to our cars when the guys start pulling my clothes off right in the middle of the parking lot. I managed to get to the cars before they got too much off. They stripped off all my clothes and I got into the back seat and two of the guys joined me. It was a riot the whole way to the hotel. All four of the guys had their dicks out and i was sucking them all off. I laid on the console to get the guys in the front seats and while libs dad was getting our room i laid on my back on the console and the guys in the back seat were fingering my ass and pussy while the guy in the front seat was all twisted around so i could suck his dick. We totally freaked out a couple of peeps when the guys picked me up out of the car and carried me to our room. I even said HI and waved at them.

 

The guys started a fucking contest when we got into the room. They wanted to see who could make me scream the loudest. There were nine guys so I did alot of screaming. Dancing After the first session they dared me to walk to the vending machines naked. We were at a hotel with all outdoor entrys. The hotel was in the shape of a big L and the machines were at the corner and we were close to the very end around the other side. It was close to 2:00 am so I was pretty sure there would be no kids around. A couple of the guys came with me and we got to the machines without anyone around. As we were walking back a car pulled into the lot. I was like…oh shit. Luckily, it was only three middle aged men and they didn’t mind. They were all in suits but it looked like all three of them had been through a war or something. The guys I was with spun me around a few times so the guys could get a good look. Then they asked the new guys if they wanted to touch my boobs. Actually they said…go ahead and grab her tits, she wont mind. So I am standing there next to a parking lot at 2:00 am surrounded by 5 horny guys getting my boobs and the rest of me felt up. And you know what, I was having a blast. Party When we got back to the room the other guys thought we got busted or something cuz we took so long. I told them they should go find those three guys cuz they all definitely looked like they all needed a pity fuck but they said they didn't want to share me. Crying We fucked for a couple more hours and did some wet-n-messy in the bathroom. We left just after 4:00 am and they drove me back to the club and I came home.

 

BRB, my bro is starving to death and needs his breakfast.

 

OK, I’m back. That was quick huh? I made him breakfast burritos with a spicy maple syrup dip. I stuffed them with sweet sausage and eggs with shallots, peppers and mushrooms. He ate three of them and will prolly be hungry again in an hour. If I ate like him and his buds i would weigh 400 pounds.

 

He’s all excited about the county fair we are all going to today. Lib and I and a few other dancers are working at it for a charity gig for work and we are taking jimmy and some of his buds. We have no idea what we are suppose to do there except they told us we will get very wet. I am hoping that they will let us walk around after we are done performing cuz i want to get some funnel cakes. Last time I worked a fair they didn't let us walk around cuz they said we would cause too much of a disruption. Phbbbttt If it was a paid gig we could tell them to kiss our ass but when its a charity gig we kinda suppose to follow all their rules.

 

Speaking of “charity”. Me, meg, Stacy, Michelle and Beverly (and maybe brandy) are doing a freebie tonight for my bro and a bunch of his school buds. One of the guys he knows from school, jimmy says I met the guy once but i cant remember, his parents went away yesterday for Europe for a week to celebrate their 20th anniversary. So of course with the parents away they planned a big party tonight. They were planning on charging all the guys $20 to come to the party and fuck us all night but I told them they couldn't cuz that would technically make it a paying gig and we aren't allowed to do those unless through the club or the service. I think they are still doing it even though they insist nobody will be charged. You know what they say…ignorance is bliss. I dont know The guys house is suppose to be really big and they got their own pool and jacuzzi outside. Jimmy says prolly up to 50 guys will show up. I have a feeling I am going to be pretty sore tomorrow…lol. If I am not too dead I will write about it in my blog tomorrow.

 

That’s it for now, I need to run to the farmers market and get our fruits and veggies. I have had a yearning for plums since Thursday and haven't had a chance until now to get any.

 

Aug 2, 2009

A Lot ‘bout Nuffin

Hi everyone. Sunday morning here and I am just chilling out and doing some laundry. Exciting huh?!?! It’s suppose to rain pretty much all day today so doesn’t look like I will be getting any layout time. I swear, this summer it seems like every single weekend it rains here. It’s also been a really cool summer so far.

 

I always get a bunch of emails asking me questions about my life and career and stuff. I got one this morning asking me what I did last night (saturday) and how many hearts did I break. It’s funny how so many peeps, even members at the club and my guys at the service, think we live such exciting lives and are always going non-stop. Not to rain on any ones fantasys but it so aint true. Like most of the other dancers and escorts, I like to relax and chill at home most of the time when I am not working. For example, here is what I did last night….

 

I played yahoo pool for a couple hours then around 8:00 pm or so I took a bath for about an hour. I called Brandy while I was in there and ended up talking to her cousin Mark for most of the time. After my bath I threw in a load of laundry and worked on day shifts 4th quarter budget. I should be able to finish that up today I am hoping. After a little while I went back online and answered some work emails from members and did some online window shopping. I didn’t even buy anything…I am so proud of myself.

 

Around 11:30 pm, Jeff, one of the nite time security guards, knocked on my door to see if everything was okay. Libby always leaves security a message when she is going to be gone all night so they can keep an eye on me. I know that sounds like I am some kind of baby or something but I got to be honest, I appreciate the extra security. Jeff stayed for about 10 minutes then went back to his rounds.

 

After he left I spent about 20 minutes or so autographing pics and dvd cases for the gift shop at work. Then I went to bed and read a couple mags then was asleep just after midnight.

 

How is that for a wild and glamorous saturday night??? Sick

 

Today I plan on a wild day. I am going to work on libby’s patterns for her patchwork quilts for her churches big Autumn Bazaar in September. Then if I feel really crazy I may even clean my bro’s bedroom. Party

 

I usually cook on sundays but I dont feel like it today. Troy, one of our neighbors, hinted this week he might be calling today and ask for a booty call. He has been extra horny this summer like all our other FIB’s (Friends In Bed, aka Fuck Buddys). If he calls I will tell him to come over because I need someone to pull out some short ribs wayyyyyyy at the bottom of our chest freezer. I am too short to reach them and I totally forgot to ask lib to do it yesterday. That’s worth a fuck session aint it? I dont know

 

BRB…dryer is buzzing.

 

Well, that’s it for the laundry. And that’s it for todays posting. See ya !!!!