When the Cat’s Away…, Gerald’s Sons, Hyper-Thrust Contest

OK, I know I say this all the time, but this time I really REALLY mean it. THANK GOD this week is over, well, almost over. A bunch of us are working a party tonight at Gerald’s house and then it will be over. I knew it was going to be a long week like 5 minutes after I got into work on Monday morning. I got in there around 8:00 am so I could get some rehearsal time up in the main studio. Well, like always, I checked my mail box and in there is a note from Sarah (our boss) and she’s reminding me about a couple of things about the big Hyper-Thrust contest that starts on Wednesday. (Sarah left on Saturday with Laura (the owners wife), Carlyn (Laura and Gerald's daughter) and Monica (their son Philip’s wife) for New York City.) Since I thought she would be back on Wednesday I was wondering why she was putting all that in a note since the Hyper-Thrust contest didn’t start until Wednesday night. Then at the end of the letter she puts her itinerary down and it turns out they will be in New York City until Wednesday BUT then they are going to the Hamptons and staying at one of the platinum members vacation home until Sunday the 23rd.

 

I was like…ooooo crap. Then there is another note in there from Gerald letting me know that he won’t be in until mid afternoon because him and his son’s and Chris, the chief of security, will be down in Virginia looking at a car for his son, Alec. (Turns out Gerald bought his eldest a brand new Jaguar.)

 

I get my rehearsal done and when I get back there is a note from Mimi, she is in charge of the club’s gift shop, on my dressing table. The club bought a crap load of jigsaw puzzles of most of the dancers. I am on 4 different ones, one by myself, one with just me and JP, one with Brandy, JP, and Debby, and one with all the day shift dancers. They come in these really nice tin boxes and the big ones are 1,200 pieces. They have been advertising them for a couple of months now and they are going on sale right after Labor Day. I guess they just got them in and Mimi wanted us to start autographing the boxes so they will be all ready. She said they have over 400 peeps signed up for them and alot of them are getting more than 1 puzzle. So practically every free moment we had all last week we were signing boxes.

 

The fun part of Monday was that Ronald, the day manager, was in big time spaz mode all day. He is always like that when he is the only manager at the club. The kinda annoying part of there being no management there was that the bouncers and other male employees went nuts until the club opened at 11:30 AM. My first attack was right after my rehearsal when I was taking a shower. I was in there alone and two of the bouncers came in. First thing they ask me is when is Gerald coming in. As soon as I told them I soooo knew I would regret it. They both looked at each other and smiled and started taking their clothes off. They at least were nice enough to let me rinse off first. I sucked their dicks and then John lifted me up and we were DP’ing until Jackie walked in. Rob pulled his dick out of my ass and grabbed Jackie before she could make a break for it. They ended up putting us both against the wall. Me and John finished first and as we were walking out Paul, another bouncer, and Robert, one of the line cooks, walk in. Paul tried to make a grab for me but I told him I had work to do so they could fuck Jackie. Jackie yelled at me and called me a traitor .

 

I figured since Gerald wouldn’t be in for his usual 10:30 am morning quickie I really could get some work done. Yeah, that almost happened. I am in mine and JP’s office and got maybe 10 minutes worth of work done when two of the bouncers and Kurt, one of the bartenders, barge right in. Kurt and Jeff pull me out of my chair while Rich starts clearing off my desk. They completely ignore me telling them I got work to do and to go abuse someone else. They strip off my clothes and lay me on my back on the desk. Rich starts going down on me while Jeff and Kurt take turns fucking my mouth. (I really did try to resist them but they started tickling me like crazy and said it was either that or they all get to fuck me. ) Kurt was the first to shoot his load and as soon as he was done he picks up my phone and calls down to the kitchen and tells whoever answered that if anyone wanted to fuck me to come up to my office right away. Like 3 minutes later in comes three of the guys. After almost an hour of being stuck on my desk I thought I was almost done but then in came Vic and Roberto, the club photographers. They actually came in to talk to me about that night’s photo shoot but ended up joining the party. Vic almost choked me to death because Kelly was slamming into me really hard right as Vic started getting hard with his cock down my throat. They both were slamming into me and Vic was trying to shove his cock and balls in my mouth at the same time. Some times men forget that we really do need to breathe every now and then.

 

I finally got finished around 11:00 am and had to go take another shower before the club opened up. As I am walking to our dressing room I pass one of the bartenders and Amy fucking up against the hallway wall, two of the Member Services guys spit roasting Janice on one of the locker room benches, and Ronald, Terry, and Steve 3-waying Theresa in the showers. I managed to avoid any more freebies until the club opened.

 

When Gerald came in at 2:00 pm he called me to his office right away. I knew I was in trouble the moment he pulled me to his couch and sat me on his lap and started telling me how beautiful I looked that day. (Compared to how I look every other day??? ) Like all men, the only time Gerald lavishes us with compliments is when he wants sex or a big favor. He asked if I would mind if me, Shanele and Brianna would come to his house after our photo shoot for a “little” party. Like an idiot I figured it would just be him and his two sons at his house. Turns out I was soooo wrong.

 

So we do the shoot, it went really well too, then the three of us climb into Gerald’s limo that he sent for us. We change clothes in the limo and when we get to Gerald’s house there are several cars in the driveway. They both looked at me and before either could say a word I told them I swear I thought it was just Gerald and his sons. Turns out it was Gerald, his sons Alec and Philip, Chris, the chief of security at the club, three of Gerald’s business “associates” and four of Alec’s friends who came with him from Cali. The guys were already pretty drunk by the time we got there so we got stripped of our clothes maybe 15 minutes after we walked in the door. The four friends at first were all pretty gentle with us until Alec told them they can be as rough as they wanted. To demonstrate he starts slamming into Brianna as hard as he could and they guy with me grabs my head and holds his dick down my throat until I started choking.

 

Somehow I got picked to start the torture show. Gerald called his majordomo in the room and asked him to bring a bunch of cucumbers in. Thank god he brought a bunch of seedless ones because they are alot skinnier than regular ones. Unfortunately, they are alot longer too. Gerald takes my hand and leads us all downstairs to their private torture chamber. Ok, that’s not really what it is. It’s a game room with a pool table and a bunch of other games but the whole back area of it has sex devices and harnesses.

 

They set me in the sex hammock and position my head lower than the rest of my body and my legs spread open to almost a full side splits. Gerald hands out cucumbers to everyone, including Shanele and Brianna. He gives a bottle of lube to one of Alec’s friends and tells him to squirt a bunch in my ass and pussy. Other guys told him to squirt some in my mouth too. He ended up using pretty much the whole tube because he squirted it all over my body after almost choking me when he squirt a bunch down my throat. Then everyone started shoving the cucumbers in me. I spent like 20 minutes or so while everyone tried to shove as many cucumbers as they could in my ass and pussy at the same time. Gerald showed them how I could deep throat and took one of the longest ones and slowly slid it down my throat until he just held the tip of it in my mouth. A couple of the guys even pressed my boobs together while titty fucking me with cucumbers. When the show was over they left two of the cucumbers in my pussy and Gerald started fucking my ass while one of Alec’s friends was fucking my mouth. The rest of the guys started torturing Shanele and Brianna…woohooo.

 

After Gerald was done with me a couple of the other guys came over. One of the guys kept swinging me back and forth in the hammock as he fucked my pussy. Every thrust he would slam into me really hard. When the guys were done fucking me they let me out of the hammock and me and Brianna got to watch as a few of the guys peed in Shaneles mouth. When they were done with that they strapped her upside down to the T-Bar. We have a couple just like it at work. It’s in the shape of a cross and as you get raised up your legs get spread open really wide. Once they had her set Gerald handed out three of his shocker dildo’s. Everyone, including me , took turns shoving them into Shanele. Of course we all had them at their highest settings…lol. After like 10 minutes of non stop torture Shanele was sweating like a pig . The guys wanted to see how much she could take before she passed out. So Gerald got his Tesla dildo which is major intense and set it on the high random setting and started rubbing it all over her body. Then the other guys took turns until one of them shoved it as far as he could in her pussy. She lasted maybe 20 seconds after that until she passed out the first time. They took the dildo’s out of here until she came back around then started right back up again when she came to a few seconds later. One of Gerald’s associates wanted to fuck her while she was passed out so they took her off the T-Bone and put her on all four’s. Me and Shanele took turns holding the Tesla in her pussy while he fucked her ass. The last time she passed out she was out for almost 2 minutes and that’s when he shot his load in her ass. When she came to Gerald shoved the Tesla deep in her ass and with all that cum in there it had to hurt like hell. She ended up losing control and threw up, pooped and peed all over herself, me and Brianna.

 

After we cleaned up and Gerald ran a cold bath for Shanele we all chilled out for a while and went outside. When the guys got horny again Shanele tried to join in but her ass and pussy were way too sore so she just laid back and offered blowjobs. Me and Brianna got stuck fucking all the guys. I got fucked in the jacuzzi, the pool, on the diving board which was sooooo funny cuz we kept bouncing up and down like crazy and had to keep stopping before we bounced right off of it. Brianna and I had a contest of how long we could keep our heads underwater while we were being fucked. I sooo kicked her ass. I can hold my breath a really long time.

 

Chris and Gerald’s associates ended up leaving around 2:00 am. Soon as they left Gerald got one of Laura’s thick double sided dildo’s and everyone sat around and watched as me and Brianna worked each other. Me and Brianna ended up doing an anal train with all the guys and Shanele sat between us with her head back on the couch and all the guys shot their loads in her mouth. She kept all the cum in her mouth until all seven of the guys were done. Her mouth was completely filled with cum and Gerald gave me and Brianna a couple of straws and we emptied her mouth and drank it all down. The guys got such a kick out of that…lol.

 

Before we all went to sleep Gerald let Alec’s friends get their cameras and he got Laura’s speculum. They laid me on the kitchen counter and he slid the speculum in my pussy and opened it to it’s max setting. Gerald and Shanele held flashlights to my pussy while the guys all took pics. Then I got down and Brianna got on her hands and knees and Gerald opened her ass really wide with the speculum. Me and Shanele held the flashlights while the guys took their pics.

 

After that we all showered and went to different rooms to go to sleep. Two of Alec’s friends grabbed me and led me to one room and said that Alec told them they could fuck me one more time before we went to sleep. After I sucked them hard they swapped positions while spit roasting me. While they were fucking me we could hear Shanele screaming and swearing up a storm down the hall. She told me after we woke up that Philip and one of Alec’s friends were doing side-by-side DP with her and even after both of them shot their loads they kept pumping her for another 10 minutes. She was pretty much out of commission at the club until Wednesday night.

 

Gerald gave all three of us $3,000 each for the night but me and Brianna transferred $1,000 each to Shanele cuz she soooooo deserved it more.

 

Tuesday was pretty much more of the same at the club. I was suppose to do Doggy Derby with Shanele but like I said, she was out of commission so Amy took her place. I pretty much knew it was going to be crazy because it always is when Gerald’s sons come and watch. We ended up not even doing the contest. Gerald, Philip, Alec and all his friends were there. It was the first time his friends ever saw bestiality live so they were like this……the whole time.

 

We both knew the contest was a bust when Gerald got on stage and after he removed both our restraining bars (thats the bar that is behind our butts so the dog can’t insert themselves all the way in) worked up the crowd asking them if they wanted to see us do 2 at a time. Turns out he had called up the handler and told him to bring the whole pack. So for the next almost 2 hours me and Amy had a never ending stream of pups in front and in  back of us. Lynn was working the side show and she was jacking and sucking two dogs at a time getting them fluffed for us. Me and Amy both kept getting knotted over and over the whole time. One of the great danes named Zeus I swear almost ripped me out of the harness chair we are secured into.

 

After we were done with all the dogs Gerald had the bouncers take me, Amy and Lynn and laid us each on a table and he told the crowd they had 90 minutes of freebie fucking. After about a half hour of non-stop pumping I asked one of the bouncers to see if a couple girls upstairs would help us out. Janice and Cami came down and took a couple dozen each for the team. Gerald ended up giving me and Amy double the usual Doggy Derby prize and Lynn, Janice and Cami I think got 2 grand each.

 

After that Alec came up to me and asked if me and Brandy would do a gang bang with him and his friends. I still had soooo much to get organized for the Hyper-Thrust contest the next day I had to decline. But I was able to get Tabby to fill in for me so they seemed happy enough.

 

JP and me ended up locking ourselves in our office for almost 3 hours making sure everything was ready for the contest. We ran into a couple of snags but Gerald figured it out for us each time. When we were done I got paged to see Gerald in his office. Just like on Monday, he sat down and pulled me on his lap and was complimenting me on Monday nights party and doggy derby. I was just waiting for the bomb to drop. I knew it was going to be a biggie when he started kissing me deep and telling me how much he loves me. I finally just pulled away and told him just to spit it out. He laughed then said he was “thinking” of throwing a party at his house Saturday night for his son’s and all the guys and a few “select” platinum members. I knew there had to be more because that wasn’t such a big deal. Then he tells me he would really love it if all the day shift dancers came to the party and he was hoping I could convince Libby, Brandy, Tabby and Debbie to come as well. Well, we currently have 14 day shift dancers and we have never ever all worked one party at the same time. He was asking for 18 girls to work 1 party so I figured he was planning on inviting alot more men then he was telling me.

 

After a couple of hours of phone work and rescheduling events and partys I was able to get everyone on day shift except Becky to agree to come. Libby, Brandy and Tabby said yes right away but I had to wait until Thursday night before Debbie finally agreed. I wasn’t sure she would so I went ahead and asked Alexi and Jenny. Vicki, Diane and Crystal, three of the platinum dancers, sent me notes on Thursday saying they would come to the party too since a couple of the platinum members who were invited wanted them to come. So I ended up with 22 girls agreeing to work the party. When I told Gerald everyone I got on Friday morning he bust up laughing and told me 11 guys would be at the party so the numbers were perfect, two girls for each guy. I couldn’t believe I had busted my ass for three days for a little 11 man party.  

 

The gimoungous Hyper-Thrust contest went awesome. We ended up having 309 members sign up. I was able to get a few more servers and even 3 of the dining lounge waitresses to be “pussy providers” so all together there was 19 of us. Every woman had 16 guys minimum each round. A few of us had 17. The first round was Wednesday and it was called “Pussy Pounder”. Each guy was timed for exactly 1 minute and counted how many thrusts he could do in his assigned woman’s pussy.

 

(That was the hardest part of the whole contest for me and JP. We wanted to make sure that the guys were all assigned randomly to each woman but we didn't want any guy assigned to their Mistress (aka..the dancers VIC’s))

 

The guys in my line were averaging about 105 thrusts. The best with me did 119 and I think the worst did in the low 80’s. The winner of that round was with Crystal and he did 127 thrusts. We all said afterwards, after about the fourth or fifth guy we were all completely numb from the waist down.  

 

Thursdays round was called “Hard-Attack”. Each guy was timed how long it took them to do 200 complete thrusts in our pussys. I think the guys were still feeling the affects of Wednesdays round cuz they seemed alot slower Thursday. The best time that day was 3 minutes and 48 seconds. The best time my guys had was 4 minutes and 12 seconds.

 

What was really cool though was that at the end of the 2nd round four of my VIC’s were in the top 10.

 

Friday’s round was called “No Late Arrivals”. The guy was timed how long it took him to shoot his load. The faster the better. They weren’t allowed to jack off at all and there was no fluffing before hand. That was the only round where they could choose either pussy or ass to fuck. 13 of my guys chose my pussy and the rest my ass. My third guy was actually leading the whole group with the fastest time until the ninth round. He ended up with the third best time so that was still good.

 

Three of my VIC’s ended up in the top twenty of the contest. We were all kinda shocked about the guy who won the contest because he rarely gets intense when he’s fucking. Kathy said he has a couple of times with her but only during role playing.

 

Since so many guys signed up for the contest Gerald decided to give the top 20 winners prizes. The top three got the major prizes then up to 10th place got two 1-hour free sessions with a dancer of their choice and a $50 drink credit. 11th-15th place got a 1-hour free session and 16th-20th got a 30 minute free session.

 

Gerald figures the club made over $120,000 from the contest. Almost $80,000 was just in the sign-up fees of $250 a person. He gave me and JP a $5,000 bonus each and said we are both getting Atta-Girls during September’s Monthly Meeting.

 

What was really awesome was once me and JP were done inputting all the numbers into the computer last night he ordered both of us to go home and go to bed. Lib and I got home just after midnight and we went straight to the tub and soaked our sore parts for over an hour.

 

On Friday Lib and I not only did the Hyper-Thrust contest but early afternoon me, her, Meg, Stacy and Michelle did a freebie fuck fest for my bro and exactly 29 other guys in the park. I got to give Jimmy credit. He promised there would not be more than 30 guys and thats exactly how many showed up. They even stuck to our time limit of 4:00 pm because we all (except Michelle of course) had to get back to the club by 6:00 pm.

 

Gerald hired a hummer limo to pick all of the girls up and bring him to the party tonight. To make it easy a bunch of us are gathering at a few of our houses. Meg, Stacy and Janice are coming here to get picked up since they only live a few minutes away. It is suppose to be here at 5:30 PM so I got just over two hours to get ready.

 

I almost forgot, Debbie came up with a really cool idea. She said we should all dress up in our tackiest street walker outfits. Everyone loved it so they all agreed. Me and Libby are wearing micro shorts with see through tube tops. My shorts are dayglo pink with a black heart on the butt. My tube top is the ugliest pea green I could find and I am wearing my 6 1/2 inch clear platform shoes with little white and black penises in them. Either the guys are going to love us or run screaming.

 

Ok, gotta go and get ready. If I get a chance tomorrow I will write about the party, if not I will make sure to next week.

Girls Night In

Hello, my name is Lizzy and I am a chocoholic. (Now you all say…Hi Lizzy!!!) There is a Death By Chocolate dessert in my fridge and I swear its been calling my name for the past couple of hours and I can’t make it shut up.  

 

I slept over Meg and Stacy's place last night with Brandy and Janice. Lib was down in DC on an escort gig and jimmy is up in new york on a fishing trip until Monday afternoon and since I don’t like being alone we figured it was a perfect excuse for a girls night in.

 

By the way, if you are hoping on a story where all five of us got naked and had wild sex together, sorry, you’re out of luck. We did have one little moment but I wouldn’t really call it “sex”, more like food lust. However, if the idea of 5 smoking hot babes (ok, ok, 4 smoking hot babes and me) pig out at a restaurant then go home and pig out while watching hours of peeps making the coolest cakes and then make giant root beer floats and have a burping contest, THEN this is the blog for youuuuuu.  

 

I got to M&S’s place around 6:00 pm and right as I am walking to their door this nasty ass ho drives up, oops, my mistake…I mean Brandy drives up. (BTW, Meg, Stacy, Brandy and Janice all read my blog…well, to be honest I am pretty sure Brandy has someone read it to her cuz she can’t figure out big words like, “the” and “if” and “a”) Janice, aka, Miss “I am never late, all you bitches are just early” finally showed up at 6:30 pm. We had to hurry to make our 7:00 pm reservations at M&S’s favorite restaurant, Westgate.

 

It’s a family owned restaurant that focuses mainly on pizza, subs and wings. There are a bunch of peeps in the lobby and outside waiting for their tables. (***UPCOMING DIVA ALERT***) The five of us walk in and the hostess seats us immediately. And Yes, we got a few mean looks for it. A couple of the cooks there have huge crushes on Meg and Stacy so they always get treated like stuck up bitches, err, I mean…queens.

 

We sit at our table and right as our waitress is asking for our drink order the hostess comes back to our table and tells us that we are wanted in the kitchen. Actually, Meg was wanted but we all tagged along. The cook gave M&S big greasy hugs (I swear he drooled on Meg a little ). He also did a double and third take when he saw Brandy but so does everyone. After he stared at Meg’s exposed midriff for a few seconds he came back to earth and told us about a Hawaiian Pizza Grinder stuffed with ground steak and smothered in three cheeses he came up with that he was dieing for Meg to try. Since Meg’s idea of fine dining is using a cloth napkin with her Big Mac she was all for it.

 

By the time we left the kitchen I swear we all had a layer of grease on us. Don’t get me wrong, it was a very clean kitchen but it was pretty small and alot of frying going on. We get back to our table and there is a pitcher of Blue Hawaiian sitting there along with 5 bottles of Corona with lime wedges in them. Since we never ended up ordering our drinks before going to the kitchen, it was kinda a surprise. Turns out the hostess brought us the Blue Hawaiian because the cook told her to when we arrived and three guys from the lounge (that's the part of the restaurant we were eating in) bought us the coronas. If you aint figured it out yet, Saturdays is Hawaiian day at that place. We all figured out what we wanted to eat except for Janice. This is the same woman who will stand in front of the fridge in the break room at the club and take like 10 minutes to decide if she wants a bottle of Evian or Poland Springs . She is lucky she can kick my ass or I would yell at her everytime she does that .

 

Meg and Stacy split the 10,000 calorie Hawaiian Pizza Grinder, Brandy got the Turkey Club, I got the Crab Delight with extra pineapple and no dressing and Janice got the lasagna . I tried some of her lasagna and it was surprisingly very good. After we placed our order the 3 guys who bought us the beers came over and chatted with us for a few minutes. I had to crack up a little because Brandy and me had our backs to them and when they came over and saw Brandy’s face it looked like all three went into a coma . The guys were nice and they were polite enough to leave when our food came. The only problem was that the food that came first we didn’t order. The cook had sent out a gimongous appetizer platter with a couple of every single appetizer they offer. I have no idea who he thought he was feeding, more like 300 pound football players then us.

 

Being a dancer and working at a sex club means two things…you are always hungry and you have to watch every single pound. I mean seriously, how many jobs do you have to weigh in every two weeks and register your weight with your boss.

 

The food won and we pigged out. Brandy and I almost started wrestling for the cheese sticks. We didn’t even come close to finishing half of the platter by the time our food came. We ended up boxing it all up. Meg and Stacy's Pizza Grinder was served in a long deep bowl and you couldn’t even see it cuz it was drowning in cheese sauce and sprinkled with green chiles. Janice’s lasagna was definitely a double order, Brandy’s Turkey Club looked like it was going to tip over it was so huge and my Crab Delight was like a mountain. You couldn’t even see the french bread it was sitting on. I swear everyone in the place was staring at us like we were the biggest pigs in the world. Obviously none of our dishes were the normal size servings, Meg’s lover boy cook super-sized everything for us.

 

The food was really good but by the time we were all stuffed it didn’t look like we had eaten much of anything. If we were alone I think we would of all stripped off our pants and skirts to make room. Our waitress had to have a bus boy help her just take all our stuff away and box it up for us. We almost needed another table just to hold all our doggy bags. We all got some coffee and were sipping and gabbing for a while when our waitress came up with a big tray with three gigantic Death By Chocolate desserts, which we never ordered. Take one guess who sent them to us. What was funny too is that they don’t even have that on their menu. He made them for us because he knows Meg loves them. His version of it wasn’t too bad. Not as good as the one they serve at the club but still not too bad. It started with a chocolate fudge brownie on the bottom then a layer of marshmallow creme then a huge gooey chocolate chip cookie then another layer of marshmallow creme then a layer of chocolate chip ice cream then another chocolate fudge brownie. All that was covered in chocolate syrup and sprinkled with crushed nuts and strawberry chunks and chocolate chunks.

 

Even though we were all stuffed to the max we grabbed our forks and dug in. HEY, its chocolate, its almost a law that we had to eat it. While we were pigging out the cook and some other guy came out and asked if he could take a pic of us with him. He squeezed in behind us and they took a few pics of us. We all stroked his ego and told him how awesome all the food was. He groped, errr, I mean, hugged Meg then ran back to the kitchen. All the peeps around us were looking at us and I bet they were trying to figure out if we were some local celebrities or something . Our waitress brought our check and left it with Meg. She looked at it and laughed. It had a big smiley face on it and underneath it said…Stay Beautiful!!! The Total line read $00.00.

 

Since our meal and drinks ended up being free we made sure to leave a big tip to the waitress. Here is another example you don’t have to be a rocket scientist to be an exotic dancer. We agreed to all leave her $10 each but me and brandy didn't have anything less than a $20. So we are slapping $10’s and $20’s on the table and Meg and Janice start trying to figure out to plop down a couple of extra $10’s so me and Brandy can have a $10 back. It got so confusing we all had to take our money back and start over not once but two times. We ended up leaving her $60 so obviously we screwed up somewhere but we gave up trying to figure it out.

 

We all got up and waddled out the front door and watched one guy ram right into the back of another guy cuz he was too busy staring at us. We were all carrying a couple bags each of doggy bags and had to pile them into meg’s trunk.

 

As soon as we got to M&S’s place we all stripped down to our pj’s. Stacy dragged out a ton of pillows, a couple bottle of wines and a gigantic tin of 4 flavored popcorns. One was chocolate caramel covered, guess how long that section lasted. We pigged out and drank the wine and watched like 4 hours of Cake Boss they had recorded on their DVR.

 

Don’t ask why, but Cake Boss and Iron Chef are two of the most favorite shows for almost all of the dancers at the club. I also like Cake Masters and Everyday Italian with Giada De Laurentiis. My bro lusts her because she has big boobs and always makes sure you get a peek of her cleavage on every episode.

 

So you might be wondering, what do five dancers talk about when they are having a sleep over. Well let’s see…we talked about food and new dance routines and food and some of the members and food and the fall fashion show comin up and food and the bouncers at the club and oh, did I mention, fooooood.

 

BTW, that reminds me, I have gotten a few emails regarding our fall and spring fashion shows at the club. The spring fashion show that takes place in Spring is actually showcasing the next fall’s fashions and the fall fashion show that's coming up in September showcases next springs fashions. I am sure my women readers understand that, all you men reading this can stop scratching your heads now.  

 

Like I said, we did have a teeny weeny bit of sex but it didn’t really count because we were all dieing laughing at the time and popcorn was flying everywhere. Stacy kept moaning about how much food she ate that night but she kept stuffing popcorn in her mouth the whole time. So Janice reached over one time and stole the popcorn out of Stacy's hand just as she was about to eat it. Stacy and Janice started rolling around trying to get at the popcorn. So me, Brandy and Meg each grabbed a handful of popcorn and shoved them down Stacy’s and Janice's shorts and tops. There was popcorn everywhere and Stacy started reaching into her shorts and pulling out the popcorn and eating it. So we all attacked her and held her down so she couldn’t eat anymore. Meg pulled off Stacy’s clothes and got all the popcorn away from her. Janice spread Stacy’s legs open and there was a couple of pieces of popcorn on the floor so Janice screams….POPCORN and dives between her legs and starts licking her pussy like crazy pretending she was going for the popcorn. Stacy is busting up laughing and the rest of us start trying to pull Janice away so we could “look for the popcorn” like she was. We were laughing so hard my sides hurt and we were all in tears.

 

Guess who kept stuffing their face with popcorn once we were all done goofing around…lol. A little later we all went into the kitchen and made giant root beer floats. They were soooooooo good. And just to show we can be as disgusting and immature as you men, we had a burping contest afterwards. Stacy won of course, but she is Irish so that's like a second language for them .

 

We all climbed into their king size bed around 2:00 am and had giggle fits for like an hour until we finally quieted down around 3:00 am. We woke up when the sun came up because someone (ahem MEGAN) forgot to close the blinds.

 

We had a yummy but gross breakfast. We just nuked a bunch of the leftovers from the night before. Janice was a riot, she walks into the living room with a handful of potato skins while she is taking a big chug from a wine bottle. We got into another giggle fit when Brandy came out with a plate full of popcorn and handed it to Stacy. I don’t know what was funnier, her doing that or that Stacy actually sat there and ate it all…lol. I wasn’t any better, I was sitting there dipping some nuked crispy fries into a bowl full of melted cheese.

 

We all split around 9:00 am cuz Meg and Stacy had to work the Sunday Brunch at the club. They are all coming over my place around 2:00 pm to go lay out at the pool. Maybe I will make popcorn for dinner

 

This week is prolly going to be very interesting at work. We have a big club sponsored contest called Hyper-Thrust going on weds, thurs, and fri and maybe saturday. It’s a new contest and it was suppose to happen a couple of weeks ago to finish up the Summer Fun contests. I guess sooooo many members signed up for it that Gerald decided to expand the contest and delay it so everything can be worked out. Back in July when the sign-up sheets came our way to volunteer for the contest none of the day shift dancers wanted anything to do with it so I ended up “volunteering” the new dancers, Chrissy, Cami and Beverly. But then Sarah told me a couple of weeks ago since so many peeps were in the contest I had to pick three more day shifters for it. I picked Amy, Theresa and myself.

 

I guess I should describe how the contest goes before I start bitching about it.

 

Like I said its officially called “Hyper-Thrust”. They are also calling it the “Fastest Little Fucker” contest. It costs $250 to enter the contest and the winner gets $5,000, a trophy (that we are told will have a big cock on top of it that will flap around like a bobble head) and a 2 hour free session with two friends and three dancers of their choice. 2nd and 3rd place get stuff too. The contest is divided up into 3 separate contests.

 

The first contest is called “Pussy Pounder” (don't ask who comes up with these names, I guarantee you its never any of us women). You have the man, the woman whose pussy gets the pounding, the fluffer who gets the man hard, one person who tracks the time and another who counts the thrusts and records all the scores. The object of the contest is that each man is given exactly 60 seconds to thrust his dick into the pussy as many times as he can. One of the rules of the contest is that the guys dick must be 3/4th inside the pussy to count as a thrust.

 

The second contest is called “Hard-Attack” . Each man is timed how long it takes him to do 200 complete thrusts. Enough said.

 

The final contest is called “No Late Arrivals” . This is the only contest where the man can use his choice of pussy or ass. Each man is timed how long it takes him to shoot his load. He isn’t allowed to jack off at all and the woman isn’t allowed to help him by tightening up or moving at all. The faster he cums the better.

 

As of last Friday there are 262 signed up for the contest. Final signups end on Monday at midnight so there will probably be close to 300 signed up for it. I had originally signed Amy, Theresa and myself to be timers and score keepers but Sarah switched all the dancers to “Pussy Providers”. That’s what they are calling the women who get fucked in the contest. Last time I checked there are 14 of us assigned so if there are 300 guys that means we will each have about 21. They got a bunch of the servers to volunteer to take over the timekeeper and scorekeeper positions. Most of the fluffers are volunteer female members and a few of the servers also volunteered.

 

They are going to clear out the entire center of the Paradise Room for the contest. For you new readers, the Paradise Room at the club is gigantic, after the renovations they did last year it is like 180 feet long and 90 feet wide. It’s even wider at the back where the Pit and most of the torture rigs are. There is also a 2nd level that goes around half the one side and the entire back wall which looks down on the main floor.

 

They are kinda billing the contest as a “End of Summer” celebration so we are thinking it may become an annual thing if it goes well. Sarah was telling us that some of the wives and girlfriends are going to dress up as cheerleaders to cheer their men on.

 

Let’s see, what else is going on this week. I have two escort gigs through the service and one through the club scheduled. Two of them are on Tuesday, one at noon and the other at night. The nooner is at one of my VIC’s law firm. One of the lawyers there is getting promoted to senior partner. I get to come into the conference room and surprise him with the news. They haven’t decided yet if I will pretend to be a clumsy new secretary or just surprise him in lingerie or a bikini. After the surprise the other guys will leave and then I have been instructed to “fuck his brains out”.

 

I have a photo/vid shoot late Monday night with Shanele, Brianna and Kevin, one of the male dancers. It’s for the Fantasy Vids we sell at the club. He’s playing a cop or prison guard or something and we are escaped prisoners he captures. You can imagine the rest. It’s one of the shoots that’s called a “Viewer’s Choice” so the member who submitted it gets to invite a bunch of friends and watch the shooting.

 

I also have to review one of Cami’s dance routines. She thinks she’s ready to go but I was talking to Nicki who is instructing her in dance and she has her doubts.

 

I have a feeling this weeks Doggy Derby on Tuesday is going to be a challenge. Geralds sons, Alec and Philip are both in town. Philip’s wife and Laura and Sarah are in New York City until Wednesday. They went to some Broadway show Saturday night then on Tuesday night are attending some private fashion show Sarah gets invited to every year. With Sarah and Laura gone that means Gerald will want to abuse the crap out of us during the Doggy Derby. He can’t get away with it when his wife and Sarah are here because they will kick his ass. Last time they were here I got stuck with like 5 or 6 dogs then Gerald let the entire crowd have a go with us for awhile then we ended up in one of the blow-up kiddie pools doing some wet-n-messy. Who knows what he will have cooked up this time.

 

I also have a couple of my VIC’s birthday’s this week so that means free sessions with them. Lib and I promised my bro a fuck fest in the park this week since next week they go back to school. So far Michelle, Meg and Stacy volunteered to come with us. Janice and Janet will let me know Monday if they can make it too. Jimmy swore to us that he would make sure there were no more than 30 guys. Billy, one of his buds, is bringing his German Shepherd so a couple of us will put on a show before the fuck fest starts.

 

Jimmy is going with Libby to Farm Nite on Tuesday. This will be his second time there this summer. He wanted me to go but I got a gig that nite.

 

Oh, I almost forgot. I have a meeting with Sarah Friday morning to discuss hiring a new dancer for day shift. Both Niki and Becky are only part timers but have been working more like full timers this summer but that’s coming to an end really soon. I am hoping I can have someone start by Thanksgiving so they are pretty much up to speed for all the holiday partys and the big New Years Eve party.

 

I may or may not be doing a bachelor party at a sports bar next saturday night. Deanna is in charge of the gig and she already has 4 other girls but will let me know by Wednesday if she needs me. It’s a closed party and after the wet t-shirt contest the girls are doing a wet-n-messy show before the sex fest.

 

I also have a few sessions scheduled with some of the members son’s before they all head back to college. All in all it’s going to be a pretty busy week, like always.

 

Well, that about does it. I am going to go online and check my emails and maybe play a little pool.

 

 

See Ya !!!!!!!